Red vs blue (female OC) season 11

A real fixer upper

Tucker: Phew...

Washington: (straightening up again) Hey.

Tucker: Oh-oh what? Nothing.

Washington: What happened to my soldering iron?

Tucker: Ooh I don't know.

Thea: Did you check the toolbox?

Washington: I did, it's not there. Do you have it?

Thea: Uh, no.

Washington: Dammit. This would be going so much faster if I didn't have to keep tracking down equipment evey five minutes.

Tucker: What, you think the Reds took it?

Wash cocks a shotgun and imitates Sarge

Washington: (sarges voice) Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank and fire it at our walls! That'll fix it.

Tucker: ...

Thea looks at Shawn and whispers to him.

Thea: (whisper) does he just have a shotgun handy for just that?

Shawn: (whisper) I saw him practicing in the mirror.

Washington: Yes, I think the Reds took it.

Tucker: Man, why are you so wound up all the time?

Washington: Because every second we're here is another second closer to death. Or worse.

Tucker: What's worse than death?

Washington: I don't know. I just thought it sounded dramatic.

Thea: (sarcastic) Good job it did.

Shawn: Every time your sarcastic I just hear Church's voice. It's scary on so many levels.

Thea: (annoyed groan) I'm losing it.

Tucker: Come on, it's not that bad. I mean, if we were back in Blood Gulch, we'd be doing the exact same shit, you know.

Washington: There's just something about this place. I can't help but feel like we're being watched.

Tucker: Oh please. People get that feeling all the time. I had it for years.

Washington: But that's because you were being watched! You were monitored by a secret organization for every second of every day.

Thea: I'm still not happy about that.

Shawn: Wait, that means whoever was watching us saw you naked.

Thea glares at him and he gets scared.

Shawn: Now your acting like Tex and I'll shut up now.

Thea: Good thinking.

Tucker: Well, I don't feel like I'm being watched now.

Washington: Thank you. I feel much more secure.

Tucker: Don't be a dick.

Washington: Then don't be an idiot.

Tucker: The hell is your problem?

Washington: My problem is that you're absolutely right. Somebody should've found us by now. Now where the hell is that goddamn soddering iron?

Washington gets back to work on the comm tower as Thea stops glaring at Shawn gets back to work. Shawn looks at Tucker and points to Thea. Tucker nods in agreement that she's acting like Church and Tex, which is scary.