"But I gave credit!" you whine as an angry hoard of writers spew degrading insults your way.
That's a lie, by the way. You didn't even link the authors page.
The angry mob grows restless, tired of your pathetic platitudes. You can't lie your way out of this, not a thought written was your own.
How dare you, you pathetic story thief, scrounging for clout. You don't deserve the internet, you lazy lout.
Pen your own words next time, get good noob. It just takes practice, you uneducated rube.
Don't steal from the writers on AO3, we watch, we listen, and by god, we're mean.
Don't be a thief, or take an L when we find you, we'll shout from the heavens, til you take it down.
We'll growl and sneer; snarl and frown.
You're in the wrong here and you won't like what you find - when you poke the beast, beware.
Don't plagiarize from AO3.
- HalcyonTerror
