bollywood girlboss

the full story

shahrukh khan: *kisses y/n*

y/n: "i love you... say it back"

shahrukh khan: "but i don't"

y/n: "huh?"

shahrukh khan: "i don't love you... i was just using you for your body"

y/n: *gasp* "w-w-what do you mean you don't love me?"

shahrukh khan: "i don't love you dumbass"

y/n: "but you left gauri and your kids for me.. all for nothing?"

shahrukh khan: "yes"

y/n: "oh ok"

shahrukh khan: "k bye"

y/n: *pulls out her my little pony knife and stabs shahrukh khan*

shahrukh khan: "ahh wtf y/n?"

y/n having her y/n moment: "if i can't have you... *stab* no one can"

shahrukh khan: "crazy bitch"

*shahrukh khan gets up and leaves the house to go have koffee with karan*

y/n: "wait shahrukh... come back, i love you"

shahrukh khan: "no you stabbed me twice"

*y/n has a threesome with hrithik roshan and shahid kapoor*

1 day later

shahrukh khan: "y/n, baby i realized i love you and it doesn't matter that you stabbed me... twice. do you wanna get back together?"

y/n: "no"

y/n: *stabs shahrukh khan again*

girlboss moment.

the end.