𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

SHIT POSTTTTTT

Cause I was bored.

Chuuya in the middle of insulting Dazai: Motherfucker.

Dazai: YOU'RE A MOTHER?!

Chuuya: *Throws book at Dazai aggresively*

-

Chuuya typed in the question onto the screen, He knew his sober self would delete this message in the morning but he didn't care.

It was nice while it lasted right?
sent at 11:56pm

..
Dazai looked at the message and smiled sadly, remembering all the memories he had with that stupid slug.

"It was nice while it lasted."

-

Atsushi: You amaze me.

Aku, with a red face: Shut up, stupid neko.

Soukoku's version:

Chuuya: You amaze me.

Dazai: Ah, I know-

Chuuya: with how much of a pain in the ass you can be.

-

Chuuya: Mom, I'm gay.

Kouyou while looking at her phone, and in the most monotone voice: Me too, honey.

-

Akutagawa: Can I kiss you?

Atsushi: S-sure.

Soukoku:

Dazai: Can I kiss you?

Chuuya:...S-sur-

Kouyou, in the distance: NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!!!!

-

Odasaku: Why are you gay?

Dazai, while looking at pictures of Chuuya sleeping without a shirt on: I'm not gay.

Ango: You are gay.

-

Mori: Who's that? *points at Chuuya*

Dazai: My boyfriend.

Mori:You couldn't find anyTHING better?

Chuuya that's literally about to cry: ...

Dazai: Dad stop, I love him. *smiles at Chuuya*

Mori: The fuck are you talking about?

Chuuya and Dazai: Huh?

Mori:I WAS TALKING TO HIM *points at Chuuya*

-

"You planned this, didn't you, you piece of shit?"

-Chuuya to Dazai, after using corruption

-

Soukoku: *argue argue argue*

Chuuya: I never want to see you again.

Dazai: Well, we have one thing in common then.

10 minutes later;

Dazai and Chuuya: I want cuddles.