(note that the mew in the above image is my pastasona and does not appear in any of the following 'pastas!)
a list of all of my 'pastas featured here. many of them show their age and/or are the writing equivalent of over-elaborate doodles, but hey, i'm still fond of them regardless :P
descriptions are all mirrored from my website.
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To Meet Again (1/6/19)
""Silk is looking thoughtful. How did you...?" The Furret walked back and forth for a few seconds before everything resumed as normal."
some Pokemon have trouble moving on. lucky for Silk, the Action Replay can help!
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Cheap Figures (1/8/19)
"So when the stock photo for the lot had a weird grey-pink Pikachu with askew eyes front and center, I knew it would only get worse (or better) from there."
a bootleg collector buys some Random 30pc/set Pikachu Good Pokemon Go Mini Action Figure Toy 2-3cm Pocket Monster! it's just some nice good pokemon figur%s! it's just so"e nice goood pokemon figurres! it#s juST soMme nic* g0odd p?kemon figu!es! i7tS j}sST ??3?!A??1?!
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God, Not Another One! (1/18/19)
"So, he popped the cartridge out, tossed it in the haunted cartridge drawer he kept, and got to cleaning the gobs of blood off his DS. What a waste of time."
Derek has a bit of a... problem with Pokemon games: all his cartridges end up haunted, and he's SO sick of it.
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fond forgotten (7/2/19)
"Given my starter choice, I chose Bulbasaur for old time's sake - that had been my starter in Pokemon Blue, and I had given mine then the silly name of Bulby."
someone plays a neat little FireRed romhack, though the ending is... off. nostalgia is a lonely and sad thing, when you think about it.
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I Am Your Gift (1/15/20)
"In the morning, when I opened the game, it was already on the Mystery Gift screen. I knew for a fact I hadn't left it like that, but there it was. I wasn't really surprised."
a player attempts the DNS spoofing trick using a bizarre DNS address they had never seen before. they gain something they should not have... and lose something else in return.
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WHERE THE Pokemon Good Toy Fun Gift Magic HAPPENS ! ! (10/31/20)
"Mr. Overseer put a hand to the chin of his mask and looked up pensively."You know, I'm not so sure. It seems more like this place runs itself, in fact! Buuuuut that's the magic of the toy Pokemon cute gift for you!""
expansion on Cheap Figures, which i highly recommend you read first! Christine has a pretty lame job as a factory inspector. and today, she's been sent to a strange unlicensed Pokemon figurine factory that's going to make her hate her job a LOT more.
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The Dead and the Damned (10/31/20)
"In a glow of light, I spiralled forth from my prison into the quiet cover of night, my eyes widening in surprise to see the light of the moon and stars twinkling overhead. How far had I been taken from my resting place...?"
fanmade in-world Creepy Black adaptation/au from the GHOST's perspective. struck down by Team Rocket, a sorrowful Marowak mother becomes a vengeful spirit to protect her child - but not all is as she perceives it.
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Empty Spaces (11/18/20)
"Walking through the flowers outside Snowbelle City, I encountered what looked like a Bulbasaur. That was strange enough, but it also was level 0, had an incorrect cry and its name was simply a number that I've forgotten by now."
a player applying an unusual hack to their game opens the floodgates to a sea of unusual and glitchy encounters suddenly appearing to them. will you be there for the festivities?
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My Pokepastas - 2019-2020
Fanfictionall of the Pokemon creepypastas i wrote from 2019-2020. vary somewhat in length, tone, and quality. all of these are available on the Pokepasta Wiki and my own website, but maybe some people here would be interested in them too? warning for obvious...
