team alice

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july 11th 11:09 am

mayo: good morning

mayo: OKAY so for everyone in hawkins currently, here's our seating plan

mayo: in my car, it's gonna be me, robin, max, eleven, and lucas

jonathan: and in mine it's gonna be me, steve, mike, will, and dustin

simp for eddie: rip to jonathan, steve, will, and dustin

the annoying mike: richard i hate you

mayo: don't talk to your cousin like that

b-billy: so we're meeting irl in 17 hours from now???

mayo: yes

two hours later

wrist rocket: why did i have to be the one stuck in a car full of girls???

wrist rocket: they're currently all (except nancy) screaming one direction at the top of their lungs.

bad hair: sucks to be you

simp for eddie: lucas i will gladly trade places with you

bloody nose: too bad we don't want u /j

bird boy: no not "/j" trust me you don't want richie in ur car

simp for eddie: yes you do

simp for richie: do you guys ever stop spamming?

simp for eddie: oh why hello there edward

bowl cut: edward as in edward cullen?

dead brother core: omg wait are you guys team edward or jacob?

ed sheeran: EDWARD ALL THE WAY.

ice cream: ^^

goat man: edward

dustin: EDWARD.

january embers: jacob

simp for eddie: ben you need help. like actual help.

*simp for eddie changed january embers' name to jacob lover*

jacob lover: heyyy

dead brother core: jacob should have died that one time he almost did

simp for richie: i agree

jacob lover: edward is boring

dead brother core: EDWARD is boring??? he's a vampire how is he boring????

jacob lover: well jacob's a ware wolf...

simp for eddie: edward's hot

bowl cut: anyways i'm team alice

dead brother core: that's fair

bloody nose: what are you guys talking about?

dead brother core: twilight

bloody nose: what's that?

dead brother core: a movie series

bloody nose: ohhh

the annoying mike: you guys are nerds

wrist rocket: shut up you sound like my sister

bad hair: do NOT mention that little demon child

wrist rocket: LMAOOOOO

dusty bun: he's right

simp for eddie: how many hours until you get hereeee

bad hair: 15

simp for eddie: 15???? that's so longggg

bad hair: okay cool

dead brother core: GUYS SHUT UP ONLY ANGEL JUST CAME ON

wrist rocket: anddd now they're screaming again

dusty bun: HARRY STYLES???

dusty bun: I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH YALL INSTEAD OF THIS BORING CAR

dusty bun: steve just hit me

wrist rocket: as he should

simp for eddie: DUSTIN HOW COULD YOU MISS THE OPPORTUNITY OF SINGING 1D AND HARRY STYLES IN THE CAR

wrist rocket: now they're singing taylor swift

dusty bun: IM NEVER GETTING IN A CAR WITH THESE PEOPLE AGAIN

dusty bun: OW STEVE HIT ME AGAIN

simp for eddie: TAYLOR SWIFT MY GF

simp for richie: *coughs*

simp for eddie: sorry eds

ed sheeran: aww reddie <3

dusty bun: JONATHAN JUST TURNED ON SOME OLDIE COUNTRY MUSIC IM GOING TO THROW UP

the annoying mike: it's good shut up

simp for eddie: WHAT ARE YOU A 🤠💪🎣 DUDE-BRO???

dead brother core: was that an outer banks reference?

simp for eddie: yes

goat man: dustin did you bring headphones?

dusty bun: YEAH

dusty bun: richie should i start watching outer banks?

simp for eddie: YES

bird boy: don't have a break down like richie did x

simp for eddie: JJ'S HOT LEAVE ME ALONE

bird boy: not as hot as ward 🥵 🥵🥵 /j

simp for richie: *throws up*

dusty bun: okay i'm going to start it cya

simp for eddie: good luck not falling in love with jj

dusty bun: um thank you?

three hours later

dusty bun: richie i'm on episode three of s1

simp for eddie: JJ'S HOT RIGHT

dusty bun: eh

simp for eddie: you actually need help

dead brother core: jj is hot.

simp for eddie: THANK YOU.

dead brother core: it's the truth

dusty bun: what's the deal with the compass?

dead brother core: just watch the show

dusty bun: ok bye

bowl cut: what are we gonna do when we get to derry?

ice cream: nancy already has a hotel booked

simp for richie: so like when do we get to meet y'all?

ice cream: well by the time we get there it's gonna be nighttime so in the morning we'll all meet up somewhere ig

simp for richie: YAYYYY

twelve hours later

mayo: y'all are probably asleep but we're in the hotel <33

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short chapter i'm sorry

but like are u guys team edward or jacob? i'm kinda curious

-a/n

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