is ed sheeran gay or a myth?

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8:37 pm august 8th
mike wheeler antis

simp for eddie: if there was an award that goes to the gayest person in the world who in this group chat would win it?

simp for richie: you

bad hair: robin

the annoying mike: will

wasp repellent: if we're actually talking about IN THE WORLD, andrew tate. in this group chat, probably mike wheeler

the annoying mike: you're straight your opinion doesn't count

simp for eddie: no i think that the straights opinions count the most. they get the whole view of everything, you know?

the annoying mike: that makes no sense

better hair than steve's: how has no one said max yet?

dead brother core: fair but how has no one said bev yet?

simp for eddie: the two ed sheerans <33

bowl cut: wait is ed sheeran gay

simp for eddie: why do you wanna know will 🤨🤨

bowl cut: ??? isn't she a girl? that's like the opposite of what i'm looking for

bowl cut: BEV I MEAN

bowl cut: i was using her gc name sorry i forgot ed sheeran was a real person

ed sheeran: he's not. he's a myth. i'm the real ed sheeran

bowl cut: ah okay thanks for clearing that up

ed sheeran: also to answer your question i'm bi

bowl cut: okay :))

simp for eddie: willy wonka you're so precious

the annoying mike: BRO BACK OFF

simp for eddie: I WASNT FLIRTING WITH HIM. I HAVE MY OWN BOY. I WAS JUST STATING A FACT

the annoying mike: THEN GO CALL YOUR OWN BOY PRECIOUS

simp for richie: IM NOT YOURS. IM NOT AN OBJECT

bowl cut: IM NOT YOURSS IM NOT YOOUURRSSS IM NOT YOOUUUURRRRSSS

simp for eddie: oh yeah ed's? 😈

simp for richie: STOP BEING WEIRD

simp for eddie: OR WHAT? 😈😈😈

emoji hater: GUYS GROSS GET A ROOM

simp for richie: i'll change my gc name

simp for eddie: NO

simp for eddie: I'LL SHUT UP I PROMISE

better hair than steve's: finally

simp for eddie: WHERE DO YOU KEEP RANDOMLY COMING FROM

better hair than steve's: steve's bedr-

*emoji hater left the group chat*

*bad hair left the group chat*

dead brother core: oh my god

*simp for eddie added emoji hater and bad hair to the group chat*

simp for eddie: LMAOOOO WHATT

emoji hater: no way you're surprised

mayo: seriously

suzie poop: what's being discussed right now? :)

purple palm tree: from what i've taken away, eddie was in steve's bedroom

suzie poop: oh! doing what? :)

wasp repellent: suzie poo this is a big kid conversation that neither of us should be listening to. maybe we should go on private chat?

suzie poop: okay!! :))

purple palm tree: eden wanna smoke again?

emo: yes

jonathan: can i join?

emo: yes

simp for eddie: can i?

emo: yes

jonathan: NO

jonathan: HES A CHILD

emo: okay than no

simp for eddie: okay

emoji hater: okay so back to the original point, apparently steve and eddie can also be nominated for the gay award

better hair than steve's: no i think just give it to will. there's no need for any other nominees

emoji hater: that's fair

bowl cut: what

bad hair: NO. robin and her love for boobies definitely deserves to be nominated

emoji hater: also fair

liar: have you guys never met richie and eddie k??

goat guy: also bev? and bill and stan??

ed sheeran: god our friend group is like a box of fruit loops

ed sheeran: with the exception of ben

simp for eddie: mike what are you?

goat guy: aroace

simp for eddie: cool. so ben IS the token straight

b-billy: whole box of fruit loops like bev said 🤷

the annoying mike: i think this entire gc is just a bunch of fruit loops honestly

simp for eddie: GASPS DOES THIS CALL FOR A NEW OFFICIAL GC NAME???

the annoying mike: YES!! ITS BEEN AGAINST ME FOR WAY TOO LONG

*simp for eddie changed the group chat name from 'mike wheeler antis'  to 'fruit loops'*

the annoying mike: FINALLYYY

simp for eddie: you're still being called a fruit loop

the annoying mike: at least i'm not ALONE this time

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