dustin henderson: OHHH SHE WENT THERE

*lucas sinclair changed dustin henderson's name to dusty bun*

dusty bun: HEY ONLY MY SUZIE POO CAN CALL ME THAT

bill denbrough: your what???

*simp for eddie changed bill denbrough's name to b-billy*

ben hanscom: OHHH HE CAME FOR THE STUTTER

simp for eddie: don't even start talking benjamin

*simp for eddie changed ben hanscom's name to january embers*

january embers: richie no

january embers: richie she doesn't know

ed sheeran: wait ben that was you?!?!

ed sheeran: PRIVATE CHAT ME

simp for eddie: ummm

mike hanlon: did you just start a relationship?

simp for eddie: hopefully???

*simp for eddie changed mike hanlon's name to goat man*

goat man: goat man? really?

*simp for eddie changed mike wheeler's name to the annoying mike*

the annoying mike: WHAT

max mayfield: it's the truth

the annoying mike: MAX WHAT

*simp for eddie changed will byers' name to bowl cut*

max mayfield: LMAOOO

*the annoying mike changed max mayfield's name to dead brother core*

dead brother core: for one step brother* for two why

the annoying mike: idk let's ask your step brother  🎤 ⚰️

dead brother core: mike i WILL kill you the next time i see you

the annoying mike: like the mind flayer killed billy?

*jonathan byers changed their own name to jonathan*

simp for eddie: ok that works bc idk u that well

*bowl cut changed eleven hopper's name to bloody nose*

bloody nose: hey that isn't my fault

simp for eddie: context?

the annoying mike: no.

simp for eddie: k

*mike wheeler changed nancy wheeler's name to mayo*

bowl cut: why mayo???

the annoying mike: because one time she spread mayo all over every inch of her body

mayo: MICHAEL I WAS FIVE

max mayfield: LMAO WHAT

richie tozier: YEAH WHAT

mayo: again, I WAS FIVE.

goat man: umm okayy

ice cream: NANCY PLS

mayo: robin you didn't read that okay?

ice cream: fair enough

the annoying mike: richard u wanna explain your's and eddie's names?

simp for eddie: WE DIDNT MAKE THEM WE LITERALLY DESPISE EACH OTHER

simp for richie: ^^^!!!

ed sheeran: shoreee

simp for eddie: ED SHEERAN YOU'RE BACK

ed sheeran: 🖕

the annoying mike: lucas still needs a name

*dusty bun changed lucas sinclair's name to slingshot*

slingshot: it's a wrist rocket dustin

*dusty bun changed slingshot's name to wrist rocket*

dusty bun: better?

wrist rocket: yes thank you

simp for eddie: dustin why is your name dusty bun?

dusty bun: that's what my girlfriend suzie calls me 🥰🥰🥰

ice cream: not that emoji

simp for eddie: can i ask how she knows your bun is dusty?

bird boy: RICHARD

dead brother core: LMAO I LIKE HIM HES FUNNY

simp for richie: no he's annoying

dead brother core: okay 'simp for richie'

simp for richie: okay 'dead brother core'

bloody nose: what did billy ever do to deserve that?

b-billy: ?

simp for eddie: not u idiot she's talking about her brother that died

dead brother core: please use periods. that was confusing

simp for eddie: o.k.a.y.s.o.r.r.y.d.e.a.d.b.r.o.t.h.e.r.c.o.r.e

dead brother core: omg

simp for richie: told u he's annoying

bird boy: i can confirm

ed sheeran: fr. i really don't get what u see in him eddie

simp for richie: i.don't.like.him.

dusty bun: you're name says different

simp for richie: where did u come from?

bird boy: your*

dusty bun: my mom

ice cream: world's stupidest comeback of all time

simp for eddie: i agree ^

simp for richie: no one asked

ice cream: world's second stupidest comeback of all time

ed sheeran: aww richie and eddie are so married.

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