Universe 28:Deku finds Bakugo's porn collection

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Note:play the video till 1:17

Jack said "so after that lets calm down a bit and watch something funny"

deku said "what's funny about this"

Jack said "you and bakugo are roomies"

Bakugo said "how in the hell is that funny"

Jack said with a cheek smile "you'll see

the screen show them on coach while deku was on his phone

Deku said "shit I can never get a signal in your apartment, hey can I use your laptop"

Inko said "this seem normal enough"

Jack said "just you wait"

Bakugo replied "yeah go ahead"

"Like hell I'll deku use my laptop if had one"bakugo said 

deku replied back "thanks"

then deku yells "WHAT THE FUCK"

"Why did deku yell...that" uraraka asked

"he found a 'private' collection of something that is personal to bakugo"Jack said

Bakugo though "oh great he found my selfies collection"

Jack said "and before you ask  it's not a collection of selfies he took"

"Holy shit what's the matter,what happen,what's going on" bakugo said

deku said "there's so much porn"

Everyone laugh at what deku said while bakugo just groan

"What the hell you do looking at my private shit" bakugo said

"What are you talking about private shit Kacchan it was wide open there were literally thousands of files here"deku said

"You should always close down all program shut down when you are not using you devies" iida said

"Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out" bakugo said

 "Jesus look at the organization here clockwise rim job counterclockwise rim job"

Jack said "this is where it gets a bit...wired"

"yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way" bakugo said

"You sick bastard look at this chick with dicks"Deku said

everyone when silent when deku said the last file

"oh my god oh my god I have disease alright I need help"bakugo said starting to cry

"THERE CHICK WITH DICKS BAKUGO ONLY GUYS WITH TITS" deku yelled while hitting the desk

"well this such a relief I'm gald I finaly go caught I wanted to be caught"bakugo said claming down

"Bakugo now you listen to me this is a wake-up call all right you got to get back out there and meet somebody because you are spiraling out of control here" deku said in serious kind of tone

"I agree with deku on this" Allmight said

"all right fine I will just stop looking at that shit please" bakugo said

"Bakugo I mean it all right the next chick you meet you were getting back in the game" deku said

"you must alway deleat stuff you don't anymore then emety the rcilging bin to make sure you free up space"Jack said

Iida said "you have the right idea"

"I mean thats what I do"Jack said

"fine I got it's done"bakugo said

"all right now let's get rid of this what"deku said

"do you mean was just delete the files no" Bakugo said

"no no that shit can always be recovered we got to smash your laptop with a hammer"deku said

The screen show deku and bakugo in alley way smash the laptop with slege hammers

"and that's the end of that"Jack said

"that was a bit too much just to destroy a laptop full of porn"mina said

"allright next universe" Jack said

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