TASHA

Here we go.

Hello! How y'all doin'?

You can call me Vee or Dan because my name is pretty hard to pronounce. I'm a girl.

So, remember how all of us think about some impossible scenario to dwell upon before we go to sleep? Well, this is just one of them. I decided to form a whole plot based on those two sentences which my brain thought of randomly on some night at 2am.
I haven't finished writing the story yet, I'm not even close haha (writer's block sucks!) but I'm impatient as heck so here goes lmao.

Now, onto some common points/questions-

1) Yes, this storyline is mine. I thought of this whole thing from scratch and I wrote this, thank you. And I hate plagiarism, so hands off my intellectual property!

2) Any resemblance to any person (or thing) in real life is purely coinciedental. All the photos/videos in this story are NOT mine. Credit for that goes to the internet (mainly Pinterest) .

3) I accept criticism. If you see any spelling mistakes or grammatical mistakes feel free to scream/ shout/ throw your phone at the wall/ pull your hair out in frustration/ bang your head against the door/ 'comment scream' at me in capital letters etc. (If you look closely in the above point, the spelling of coincidental is wrong. This is your cue to begin.)

4) This book contains use of some swear words. If any other mature content is included, I'll be sure to put up a warning.

5) Please don't leave hateful comments in the comment section. (Actually, I don't mind you hating, I've never blocked someone on Wattpad yet and I'm very eager to give it a try.)

6) I do not know my updating schedule nor can I tell you anytime soon. My own life's schedule is a huge mess right now. But what I can say is that I'll try my best to update as much as I can (Also I'm a hug fan of double and triple updates so I'll be doing that frequently.)

7) Because the main character is Indian, she and her family will speak their native language i.e Hindi (and not Indian! There is no such thing as an Indian language ffs.)
Translations and meaning will be given immediately next to it.
(The book is mainly in English apart from a few Hindi words/sentences)

Great! We're done.

Thank you for choosing to read this book. You are the best!

And please, please comment. It's okay if you don't vote but I would LOVE to read your comments and ideas. Thanks.

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. PLEASE TREAT IT LIKE A WATTPAD BOOK AND NOT LIKE A BOOK BASED ON REAL LIFE. THERE ARE THINGS IN HERE MAY SEEM HUMANELY IMPOSSIBLE. BUT THIS IS HOW I WANT MY STORY TO BE SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T COMMENT ABOUT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL LOSE IT. THANKS.

If you've made it this far without skipping anything then comment 'Smelly octopus' on the next chapter's first sentence so I know who all really made it through all the way.

If you did, I love you.

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