PART 3

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*Beep Beep beep*

"I just wanted attention that's why I called you a slut." -Jakana

"How many times did you call me a slut?" -Larota

"27.😅" -Jakana

*Beep beep*

"Can't spell happiness without P e n i s! Stay slutty my friends." -R2

"👁👄👁" -everyone else

"Aren't you a lesbian?" -Larota

"Only for you.👀" -R2

"...🥲" -Larota

"Wait a damn minute-" -Raph

*Beep beep*

*karaoke*

"But we've been fucking mean we're elitest, we're as flawed as any church and *mumble* has a higher fuckin network." -Jakana

"I bit the apple cause I trusted you." -Larota

"Uh-... whatchu knowing about rolling down-" -R2

"BITCH FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FU-" -Jakana

*beep beep*

"Hey Lara wanna hang out later?" -Leo

"Sure Lee." -Larota

"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CINA!" -Amoly

"What-" -Leo

*Raph jumps onto him knocking him down.*

*Beep beep*

"Hey Lara what's the difference between a lighbulb and a pregnant woman?" -Mikey

"What Mikey." -Larota

"You can unscrew a lightbulb." -Mikey

"😐" -Larota

"Hahahahahahaha🤣!" -Raph and Amoly

"😑🤦‍♀️" -Larota

*Beep beep*

*calm music*

"I HATE YOUUUUU!" -Raph

"OH!? THEN NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!" -Jakana

"Raphael give Jake your two hundred dollars, you landed on his property." -Venus

"No! He's in jail! I'm not going to give money to a criminal!" -Raph

"That's not how you
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" -Jakena

"Taly.. Why is Raphy screaming?" -Amoly

"Shut the fuck up amy! You don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad." -Talena

"I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!" -Raph

"ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?!? -Larota

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" -Talena

*Beep beep*

"Ok here's the thing. We don't get mad at people. We get even. Actually we get mad then we get even, Venus get the fuck out." -Larota

"Pffffft." -Talena

*Beep beep*

"Oh my god your so cute and funny~"-Mona Lisa

"Uh thanks." -Larota

"Can I crush your balls?" -Mona Lisa

'Bitch what the fuck!?!' -Larota

*beep*

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU CRAZY LIZARD BITCH!!!" -Larota

*Door slams open*

"What the hell-...." -Leo

*Mona on top of Larotas shell trying to uhhhhh.... *cough cough**

"GET OFF OF ME!!" -Larota

"Please give me huggie wuggies uwu." -Mona Lisa

"What the fuck are you saying!" -Larota

"Fuck me Lara 😩" -Mona Lisa

"FUCK NO!!!!" -Larota

"Just once babies🥺😫!" -Mona Lisa

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" -Larota

*Beep*

...

"Hey Lara-" -Mona Lisa

"I don't wanna hear it." -Larota

'I'm gonna kill this bitch.' -Raph, Jakana, R2

*Beep Beep*

*Jakana, Mona and R2 are babies*

"I can count to 3😌" -Mona Lisa

"We I can count to four." -R2

"I can count!" -Jakana

"👁👄👁" -R2

"👁👄👁" -Mona Lisa

*Beep*

"Baby reptiles baby reptiles baby reptiles-" -Mona R2 and Jakena

*slaps them all on the head* -Larota

"Ow." -Mona R2 and Jakena

"Why do you always have to hit them? They're not doing anything wrong..." -Leo

*slaps Leo's face* "Get em kids get em!" -Larota

"*gasp* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" -Mona R2 and Jakena

*beep beep*

"Welcome to random facts with Amy!" -Larota

"Did you know your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore a racoon can fit in your ass?" -Amoly

*Weeze* -Larota

"What the fuck dude!? Hahaha!" -Talena

"Where did you learn that!? Ahahaaa!" -Larota

"But it's true a racoon can literally be up your asshole." -Amoly

"Stop just stop..." -Venus

"Hahahaha🤣" -Larota

"Beep beep beep*

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