The Owl House Incorrect Quotes

Quotes 89-136

Witch Twitter: type your password

Edric: your password 

Witch Twitter: your password is incorrect 

Edric: wtf?

Witch Twitter: try again

Edric: Again

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Luz: what do you do when you see someone gorgeous?

Eda: I stare

Eda: I smile

Eda: and then I put the mirror down

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Amity: I hate seeing you like this

Hunter: like how?

Amity: in person

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Hunter: what are you gunna do, stab me?

Amity: *stabs*

Hunter: I shouldn't have asked

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Lilith: why did you give Luz a knife?!

Eda: she felt unsafe

Lilith: now I feel unsafe!

Eda: sorry

Eda: ...do you want a knife?

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*The squad right before Amity's wedding*
Hunter: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Luz: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Eda: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Gus: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Willow, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Amity: We need to distract these guys
Hunter: Leave it to me
Hunter: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Luz, Eda, and Gus: *Immediately begin arguing*
Willow, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Eda, going over Hunter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Hunter: Yes

Eda: Okay... may I know what you create?

Hunter: Problems.

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Luz: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Amity: Thank you
Luz: I didn't say that was a good thing
Amity: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Luz: How petty can you get?
Amity: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Luz: So are we flirting right now?
Early S1 Amity: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Luz: That doesn't answer my question