The Owl House Incorrect Quotes

Quotes 57-87

Eda: what's wrong with the one we live in?

King: Wait—WHAT?

Eda: goodnight :)

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Boscha: I love you

Willow: wrong number

Boscha: you're sitting right here

Willow: wrong address

Boscha: Wait, wha—

Willow: Leave a message after the tone. Beep.

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Amity: thanks of the help

Ed & Em: how are we helping you?

Amity: well, you're helping me out by being horrible and making me look better

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Hunter: Edric, you're a genius! 

Edric: yeah, I get called that a lot

Hunter: what? A genius?

Edric: no, Edric

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Eda: for all these years, I've done the best I could to raise you two

Eda: have I been perfect? No

Eda: Do I know anything about children? No

Eda: should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably

King & Luz: 

Eda: where was I going with this? I had a point-

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Lilith: how are we supposed to defeat Emperor Belos?

Eda: I'm not supposed to be the one with ideas. I'm the hot one.

Lilith: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one

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Lilith: did you just refer to a knife as a 'people opener'

Eda: Should I not have?

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Amity: did you read my diary?

Emira: at first, we did not know it was your diary

Edric: we thought it was a very sad, handwritten book

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Hunter: I don't have the energy for this

Luz: for what?

Hunter: *gestures vaguely*

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Luz: I have the urge to do something stupid

Amity: *mutters* if I was stupid, would she do me?

Everyone: ...