The Owl House Incorrect Quotes

Quotes 31-57

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Luz: words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like cookie, sweetie, cutie...

Eda: die

Luz: NO-

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Luz: don't break someone's heart, they only have one! 

Hunter: yeah, break their bones, they have over 206!

Luz: wait no-

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Luz: you can't be a king if you don't have a tragic backstory! 

King: does someone else eating your pizza count? 

Luz: how are you not a ruler already? 

Hunter: I almost lost my will to live. Does that count?

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Eda: I am currently learning 5 new languages! 

Lilith: why do you need to learn new languages?

King: so she can swear around Luz

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Eda: how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?

Amity: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental used in building walls. Repeatedly. 

Eda: that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard

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Lilith: call the kids, their not listening to me

Eda: I'm not their mom

Lilith: just do it

Eda: Okay everyone, line up, we're going back to our rooms! 

Luz, Amity, Edric, Emira, Vee, Hunter, Willow, Boscha, Gus, Amber, and all the other kids who are legally able to be adopted by Eda: *immediately following like ducklings*

Lilith: 

Eda: No listen LISTEN I'M NOT THEIR-

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Eda: so if it bites you and it dies, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

Luz: what if it bites you and it dies?

Eda: that means you're poisonous, Luz

Hunter: what if it bites itself, and I die?

Eda: that's voodoo

King: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Eda: that's correlation, not causation

Luz: what if we bite each other and neither of us die? 

Eda: that's kinky

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Luz: okay codenames 

Luz: I'm eagle one 

Luz: Amity is "been there done that"

Luz: Willow is "currently doing that"

Luz: Gus is "It happened once in a dream"

Luz: Hunter is "if I had to pick a dark side"

Luz: and Eda is.......eagle two.

Eda: oh thank god

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Eda: they call me coffee because I grind so fine

Lilith: oh my god

Hooty: they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am

Lilith: Hooty stop

Hunter: they call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Lilith:

Lilith: oh

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Willow: there's nothing worse than death

Amity: I can think of multiple things worse than death

Amity: Losing Luz

Amity: Luz getting hurt

Willow: Amity-

Amity: GETTING SEPARATED FROM LUZ!

Willow: Am-

Amity: wearing crocs

Willow: