yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

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(YUKIO S POV)

yesterday was like toes crazy!!! so like i was walking , like i do, and i saw something. it was huge! by that i mean i saw a cake in the stare!! it was so perfect! it was a vanilla and chocolate swirl cake with orange and red frosting and it wasn't eaten by my girlfriends and brother (died).! oh yea! today was kind of eventful too i guess, as my drawing s were ruined and i didn't die!! oh and rin has bricked bone and now is suffering the illness of death. now that he's dead, guess he is a goner! ooo wee oh i look just like buddy SHIT! i don't look shit but rin did tell me not to sing that!! oh yea i forgot we are inside and now looking at rins body, i am on the floor. when did i get here?? i press my hands to me cheeks (face not butt) and feel tears huh? what am i crying about? mhhmmmmn oh yea i totally basically killed rin just like how he totally basically killed dad oh no! "sir! sir! are you alright?! do you need medical help?? we can take you outside if this is too much for you! i understand seeing a relatives died body is scary." - hopper from stranger things. el then walks into the room !! " EL" - me! "papa...?" -her "HWTAS WUTH THE SHAVED HEAD BALDY!?!! LOOKING LIKE KONEKOMARU!" -me and my head is about to implode on itself like the earth in at least one minute. i see rins died body and my eyes start to sweat really hard and then stop but now they REEK of B.O. and i geg insecure and grab the cops pepper spray and spray it on my eyes so they don't smell like b.on and by that j mean ryuji suguro who is born on the 20fh of august and by that i mean my eyes start to water even more and i fall down

(Y/NS POV)

this cops are holding me back even tho i need to gift rin with this licorice and milk (of the spoiled variety) so he doesn't go to h e double hockey sticks!! as the cops are holding me back i get ptsd to when yukio got forced into a cop car at the ed shrean tour and then went to prison for at least 5 weeks! i fume with anger!! i HATE cops so much so i kick them in the balls and fart while creaming, making sure to cum up the stairs to yukio so then i burst the alresdy bursted door and suck on yukios old nuts (good old nuts) but then i see yukio and cum even closer! he's on the ground!! i see Fine Ground Black Pepper (Distributed by: Costco Wholesale Corporation) all on the floor and in yukios eyes. he sneezes a whole lot so i sneeze two, since i'm supportive! huh?? huhhhhhhhh i'm looking at rins hot bod but also cold because he's dead but j see something weird and so crazy. "yukio why is rins body all burnt where the bullet holes used to be?" i ask very politely and nice and sweet and hot and sexy because the police are here and i don't want to get executed for being mean. "he.....hehehehehe..... what ever do you mean y/n.... rin never had bullet wholes.... i mean he did when i used to shoot him for fun before he died but just now he died from blue fire (yeah ;)) and burning himself alive because he sucks and he's satan son and i'm not and also i have moles and also geo me my eyes help i need h" -him. i start to ball. touch down! "y-yukio... damn you... YOU TRAITOR!!!! I WANTED TO FILL THE THREE BULLET HOLES ON RINS DEAD BOD ( ONE ON THE FOREHEAD, ONE ON THE NECK, AND ONE ON THE STOMACH) WITH MILK AND LICORICE SO HE COULD GO TO HEAVEN LIKE THE DIED FRIED AND THE CAT." i turn to see all the at least one cop chatting with each other and writing things on their notepads. "ive never held a gun in my life." -him, his gun falling out of his pocket. "ok yukio! whatever you say baby! i won't tell the police you shot rin three times, in the head, the stomach, and the neck, and then tried to cover it up by burning his body and using blue food dye on the flames after pouring gasoline on you and him because you're depressed #relatable! and that rin came to you in a dream and told you to stop singing your favavavavae song aka buddy holly by weezer. i won't tell them i promise!!" -me, the best girlfriend ever! yukio then looks at me, throws a jolly rancher at my head, and darts. i start to eat the jolly rancher and realize he gave me grape and start to sob uncontrollably and then throw up on rins body. the end.

it is now 6 years later and i wake up, on the bench. i realize that it was all a dream! it was so long i thought it was real!! it was with some dude, who looked like the loml aka yukio okumura, my old teacher, but i cannot remember his name! oh yea and that kid with green hair and weird ass powers who was kinda like my deseased buddy oh friend (rin). i need to get ready for the wedding!! i go behind the dumpster and put on my white gown. by that i mean the white trashbag! i put on some makeup, as today is very important to me! i cant wait to see yukio in his finest suit! i wait for at least one minute before cumming in.

(YUKIOS POV)

i put on my tux, and start walking down the isle. my arm is linked with my imaginary friend, tim hilland. once i'm up the isle, i see my beautiful bride walking towards me. and by that i mean crawling. i start to ball. goal! we say our vows and kiss. and by that i mean smooch. i give him the diamond studded tiara and we kiss again because every kiss begins with k. by that i mean kay jewlary because i bought it from kay jewelry in the mal. we are now dancing to our wedding song, buddy holly from weezer, aka the best band of all bands. now that i'm groovy, i need to make toast. after my bread is perfectly crisp and buttered i can make a toast. "this is to my beautiful partner. from when we first met until now, you've never left my mind. we were destined to be together, as i look just like buddy holly, and you're like mary tyler moore. we don't care what they say about us anyways! we have spent so much time together and i will always cherish it. over the last 6 years, we had some crazy things happen. i did something that i will not say to my brother, moved here to road island (with the help of konekomaru), saw a weezer concert with green day and fall out boy, got chased down by satan who was trying to viciously murder me after doing something to my brother which we will not say, and also picking out your beatituful white dress. i love you forever and always! to near!!" - me taking a shot of water, as i am still afraid of alcohol. someone bursts the door and i reluctantly look over, as i think i recognize the smell..... the thing i've dreaded for years has finally come to pass. "HEY HOES!" -y/n. i put my face in my hands and near tries to comfort me my whispering buddy holly into my ear. it works. but only a little. y/ns eyes shoot to konekomaru and i fear for his life. she starts ripping his lips which finally healed two months ago and starts pouring trash down his mouth and then she throws something questionable at me and says something g. " YUKIO WHY ART THOW MARY MAN? THE BIBLE SAYS MAN SHALL NOT LIE WITH MAN. YOU ARE NOW GOING TO HELL BY NOT MARRIING ME" i laugh and then say"y/b,,,, j killed my brother. so i'm not just going to hell for being gay. i'm going there for also killing my brother and probably also beign the spawn of satan bht let's not talking about that and also that ginger that i killed for the ed tickets will probably tell god to send me to hell. i already know what hell feels like though, since i'm talking to you!" -me, the boss. everyone in the crowd gasps and says "SICK BURNNNNN" - everyone in the crowd. if rin was here rn he'd be soooooo happy and proud. y/n creams so loud and then kicks the ground but actually konekomaru who is one the ground. so sorry homie. "yukio. i've done so much work and spent so much of my precious time following you and learning everything there is to know about you just so you could love me and marry me. i know everything, like how your favorite song is buddy holly and how you can dance real well. why don't you ditch road island and baldy and white haired twink for me, the honest queen! you can be the honest king of honest land!!! don't you want that?!?" - y/n m, holding out her hand. "no" -me. i then grab my walmart flip phone and dial the police. "i would like to order one large arrest please. under the name of y/n y/ln (your last name) for delivery. yes. thank you." she shakes and then i see ross (geller) grab y/n so she doesn't run. we play wheres my sex at by weezer and dance while y/n gets prisoner. mmmm this is the best day of my life!!

(NO POV)
after that, y/n got arrested and spent the rest of her life in azkaban. she was framed for the murder of rin okumura, tartaglia, and was also exposed for the murder of takera. levi ackerman finally was able to rest from running away and started a new candy shop in paris. shiemi adopted kuro and the two have lived together in a cottage with a large garden since. chris evans and tom holland have eaten gogo squeeze out of business. mikamis business has been very successful since the moving of y/n y/ln with y/hc and y/ec. el and hopper have gone on to film season four of stranger things. Riley's Dad from Disney Pixar's Inside Out is still a taxi driver. dimple from mob psycho has been floating around. yukio has lived his dream of a beach life in rhode island and has had his depression cured since y/n is no longer free and is so madly in love with near.

the end.

(hello my sweet fans... that is the end of my story that i've been working on for years. thank you so much for reading. im so glad you liked yukio. love you baby )