yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

the talent show

TIKE SKIP TO 4:0000000 year 6009

the world has blown up and everyone is dead.

TIME PAST BACK TO PRESENT TIME WITH Y/N AND THE OTHERS.

the talent show is about to begin! i know no one else will do as good as me! oh and yukio i guess. we all sit down in the seats and the first person goes up. sadly we will be last , but i guess you should always save best for last, as i am the best. yukio is mediocre as he is adopted and bilingual and colorblind since he couldn't see. first up, shoemaker i mean she united i mean shrimp i mean she imitation i mean shoe mold i mean shiemi.she shows off her plants. everyone in the crowd looks amazed like wtf they are only 20 feet tall #shortaf #uglybitch. i then remember that my mom died from eating strange mushrooms in the wilderness, as we lived out in the pacific ocean. man was that suberweinie cramps. by that i mean period cramps because ouchie my cramps and hurt. i then get mad because periods lol so i take my anger out on shiemi. "BOO THIS IS LAME AF! LIKE GIRLIE, PICK A NEW HOBBY!! I AM SISTER SHOOK THAT PEOPLE HERE EVEN CARE ABOUT YOURE PLANTS! YOUR PLANTS ARE A LEVEL ONE GYATT SIGHTING... EMBARRASSINGGGG... YOU GET A 1/10 LOSER!" - me, the honest queen. #girlboss! Rin taps my shoulder and then whispers so he doesn't disrupt shiemis performance "what the shit, dude? don't go yelling at her like that. this isn't a competition so don't get all weird like last time. you seriously need to calm down. also, you wouldn't even be the judge if there was one.." wow. i cant believe he just said that. i spit in his face and then turn to yukio, the semi better twin. i cant especially see yukios expression because of all the bandages from some type of god that broke his nose. i try to snuggle up with yukio, but he pushes me off. i now have depression #brokeninthein. next up is that gay furry ugly bitch , aka "konekomaru." he hasn't even walked up on stange but i already know this is gonna suck and be totes cringe! a hugenormaous cat walks on stange! holy shit! it's the fur suit he was telling me about before i totally rekt him! he cums. to the microphone and says annoyingly, "hey glitter critters! it's me, kitty sparkle glitter man! and yes, it's true, i made this amazing outfit! now let's get dancing!" i am a gummy bear song plays. unlike yukio, he ducks at dancing! guck! shit i meant fuck! he sucks. yes. oh em gee i rhymed of course because i am rhyme master of all rhymers!! i then remember "konekomaru" is on stage and shiver my spine ew. i cover my eyes and ears for at least one minute. once he and many others who aren't mentioned in my brain are finished, i uncover them. we are next! well after rin...

(RINS POV)

Bon is finishing up his tattoo tutorial for the talent show! everyone has been so good! i congratulate bon on his many talents and now it's my turn! i'm so glad i saved up all that money over the past month to get kuro that hot dog costume! me and kuro have practiced this routine for the last month and a half! two months ago, when mephisto came into the cram school to tell everyone about the talent show, i was so excited that i immediately started saving up, and teaching kuro this routine! i was trying to have a good sleep the night before, but i kept waking up to the sound of y/n singing passionately to love is an open door, and yukio attempting to sing without crying in pain... i really am feeling bad for the guy, he has to perform after getting his nose and arm broken by y/n! i walk onto stage, with four different sizes of hoops for kuro to jump through. i bow, and then set up the hoops. after that, i get ready and light them up with my flames. i hear a loud gasp from the crowd. i thought everyone knew? i turn my head to see y/n shaking in fear. oh shit, i forgot to tell her. well, whatever. we continue our preformance and Kuro does super good! i am so proud of him!! after we are done, everyone applauds! well, all except y/n, who still looks very shocked. we walk off stage and i make sure to give Kuro lots of sukiyaki!

(Y/N S POV)

i am scared. scared of Rin because he blue glam. holy shit. i mean flame not glam because he isn't the one wearing sharpays outfit rn gr. onnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme and yukio are about to go on stage. i'm still shaking in fear of rin. to comfort myself, i go to lean my head on yukios shoulder once more, but then notice him struggling to type something on his phone. i peak over to see him texting "my love <3" aka his mom or dad but prob his dad bc he's silly trickster! he is slowly typing " The students have finished. Y/n and I should be going up soon, so please hurry and pick me up." huh why does he wanna be picked up like a baby. i can cradle him in my arms while we sing if that's what he wants! hm maybe he just likes being held in his parents arms. after at lease one minute, we burst on stage! as i speed run to the middle, i feel the bullet in my leg jiggle. ouch. yukio slowly walks. i nod my head to let Lafayette know he can start the track. "oui oui baguette"- him, stating the track while starting it and saying "oui oui baguette." after he started the track and said "oui oui baguette" we start to sing with the track. "all my life been a series of doors in my face, and then suddenly i bumped into youuuu" - me with my beautiful and very angelic voice. the audience is so blown away that they cringe is glory and happiness as i am singing above them. " i was not thinking the same thing, cause like i've been searching my whole life to find my own place. and maybe it's the tom page talking or the chocolate and vanilla swirl cake with orange and red frosting that you and rin shared without me at least one minute ago even though i bought it with my hard earned money at giant because you don't like that i am adopted, even though rin is toooooooo"-yukio. "BUT WITH YOUUUUUU" i say in my opera voice at the same time that i see the white hairs twink walk in. "but with near- i mean youuu." - yukio. "i found my place! " me sounding perfectly on tune. "i sadly see your face." - yukio. "and it's nothing like i've ever known beforeee" - us in sync, mu voice louder and better. "i'm gonna walk out the dooooooooorrrr" - yukio, walking to the door. "WHAT! STOP THE MUSIC LAFAYETTE! YUKIO DONT GO WITH THAT TWINK!"  i yell. still singing in my amazing voice! Lafayette yells my name. "y/n! i think hes gonna go to france for more funds! and cum back with more guns! and ships! and so the balence shifts!" i ignore him and start singing my feelings in an amazing voice. "you're always with that white haired twink, who never made me doubt!becauseimperfectineveryway" i sing, crying in sadness. "he's like two years older then me afterthetimeskip hes nothing i'm insecure about. becauseimhotandsexyandhavelargebreasts" i'm still crying and yukio glares at me and then leaves. "but today i didn't drive drive through the subaru's. i actually walked through the campus foratleastoneminutebecauseineededtogettothauditorium" i'm crying still and the audience is also crying with me and also covering their ears because my voice is too perfect for them. "but i know i am perfect and you've never felt this way for no one. and i just cant imagine how you could feel so okay now that i broke your nose! i guess you didn't mean what you said at the ed sheeran concert! cos u said forever now i walk alone past your bed to rins old bed because now it's mine and i stole it. " i sing sooooo emotionally. everyone starts booing but they're probably booing at yukio because he left and broke my already broken heart because i have depression. "DIE!"- konekomaru. everyone including lafayette walks out and turns off the light. i sit in the dark auditorium and am hungry so i leave also.