yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

the date

(Y/N POV)

we both skip with our arms linked for 20 minutes, stumbling upon the movie theater. "y/n would you like to take a break from skipping and see a movie?" yukio asks me in a seductive tone. the only thing thats playing right now is "harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2".... i know nothing about harry potter, but it seems really good,
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so i agree. i blush and start walking into the building. while we are in line, i think about a spoiler i got, but ignore it. we get our snacks and yukio offers to pay for me. wow! so cool! he must be rich !! i get as much candy as possible since he's paying. i get a large popcorn, raisinets, milk duds, goobers, milk, snow caps, swedish fish, dots, and tootsie rolls.

i add extra extra butter to my popcorn because i like when it's soggy. i then dumb in every single box of candy that yukio bought me. this looks bussin! i eat a big handful and ask yukio to try some. he looks quite hesitant, but once we sit down and start watching commercials, i convince him. i'm in heaven right now! this popcorn is the best thing ever, plus i'm with my bae, yukio okumura! once he tries it though, he grabs a trash bag, and throws up. sheesh! more for me! the movie finally starts playing, i recognize the boy with glasses, what's his name again? i got a spoiler on tiktok that he dies, but i'm not sure if it's true, so i ask yukio. "HEY YUKIO!" i yell, not realizing my volume. "ISNT THAT THE GUY WHO DIES IN THE LAST MOVIE?" yukio goes silent, and i see a horrible expression on his face

(YUKIOS POV)

i cant believe y/n would spoil my favorite movie and book for me... i've been waiting so long to watch this with the love of my life, that i didn't even read it when it came out! i thought she loved me!! i feel my heart stop beating for at least 1 minute. i start to sob uncontrollably and snot falls from my insides. then a bunch of others in the theater start throwing popcorn at us. this date... is truly... something?

(Y/NS POV)

it starts raining popcorn so naturally, i open my mouth and try to grab it mid-air. i mean, it's free popcorn!! then people start insulting me. "YOU UGLY VIRGIN, WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL IT?!?" " IVE WAITEN 10 YEARS TO SEE THIS MOVIE. WHY WOULD YOU DP THIS YOU PIG!" "DIE"- konekomaru. i start to cry. what did i do? i start having PTSD to when the school bullies weee picking on me so my mom tried stopping them. when she told them to stop, they started beating her up too. luckly i made it out barely alive, but i cant say the same for my mom. she died. i was just trying to quietly enjoy this movie. i sadly pick up a tootsie roll and gnaw down on it. my depression starts to show.

everyone sits back down, and i hear sad weeps fill the room along with the yells of the battle of hogwarts. i quietly think about the tootsie roll i'm eating. once i loudly swallow, a ginger man sits down next to me and wraps his arm around me? what's going on? maybe he wants a gobstopper? he leans in closer, and hand the popcorn to yukio because i am startled. the ginger seductively says; "hey girlie, i'm tartaglia, but you can call me childe ;). your boyfriend is crying like a baby, why not take me instead since i'm manly. i happen to have an extra ed sheehan concert ticket for tomorrow night, if you wanna join me cutie. just give me your contact info, and i'll pick you up at 8:00." wait- i thought he was ed sheeran? it must be too dark in here to tell. golly! he's mighty fine! "im in love with the shape of you mr tartaglia, so sure, i'll give you my number..." i say to the sexy ginger man.

i then remember i'm on a date with the love of my life! how could i accept a date from a ginger, when this fine specimen is right next to me? he peers over at childe, and gets really angry. "y/n. you have to go home now. i'll meet you there and give you money." -yukio. i hear the word money, so i dash back to yukios place. after at least one minute, i hear a gunshot. maybe it fireworks since the forth of july is in only four months.

(KONEKOMARUS POV)

some annoying girl spoiled my favorite movie ever! i yell at her to die and then sob and shake for at least one minute. i then sit back down in my seat and start eating keto gummy booboos candy scabs and fat free beef jerky.

after a bit, i hear some yelling at the front of the theater. what can a little lad do to be able to peacefully watch his fav show!?! i see a body dash out of the theater?? did they not like the movie?? HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HARDY FREAKING POTTER!?! i scoff. i hear some strange noises, then i hear a gunshot?? no one does anything, so i don't either. if i'm gonna die, at least it's when i am viewing my fav show.

(YUKIOS POV) m

i walk out and shove my large hard thing back into the pants. it was hard to keep quiet, but i now feel very satisfied. i have to keep this from y/n. while i walk out, the workers are looking down in my crotch area with a weird look on their faces. i look down and notice that my pants are wet, and i remember that i got a thick and sticky liquid on my crotch area. i start grooving out of the theater because my day has been great!!! i start humming buddy holly from wheezer, the best band. " what's with these homies dissin my girl? why do they gotta front????"- me. as i get closer to my dorm, i remember the bulge in my pants is there. i quickly run behind a dumpster in an alleyway to fix my problem. i wouldn't want y/n to see!! once i deal with that problem, i feel much better and then all my stress melts away and i can go see y/n again. i finally cum into the dorm to see y/n.

(how are you, my bakas!?! i hope you enjoyed this chapter, as i had lots of fun writing it!! i hope you like yukio!! <3 )