TW! sex and guns and dead bodies and abuse and depression and self harm and ptsd and homophobia and furryphobic and virginphobia
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i am still hungry my ass off so i walk into outback stakehoyse and sit real hard. my butt plops the chair and then the worker cums because of me sitting in a chair that you shit in. "hello, i am lela avery dean and i will be serving you today! what would you like to drink?"
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she is so pretty woah. i am not gay so don't even think that or else i will fox you and find you and hunt you down you straightphob. (straight fall out boy). "give me a diet coke mixed with orange juice and milk. NOW!" - me thirsty. leila scurries away so fast so yayyyyy! cums back after at least on minute and gives me drink so me drink and now i frank so i can order. "ok so now get me a bread and burger BUT WITHOUT THE SAOCE!!!"- me. she nods and then goes. after at least one minute she cums back and hands me my burger. i thoroughly inspect every inch of this burger. 21 sesame seeds? check. perfectly cooked meat? check. extra cheese? check. (just how i like it!) i then lift up the top bun and am disgusted by what i see... it's.... saoch. i attempt to not throw up but i cant contain myself...i throw up the burger over my head like a girl boss and then catch it and chuck. it hits the waitress in the eye and she ows. oh lord. i am lord. "GO MAKE IT AGAIN PEASANT! YOU BELONG IN T KITCHEN ANYWAYS!!! MAKE IT WITHOUT THE SAICEE NOW OR ELSE I WILL CALL DANTDM!!" she quickly complys and then cums to me. i take a bight and mmmmmm perfect. i start to bowl. strike!! "i-im so sorry. this. burger is so good and i've had a hard day." i say, about to take a large dump. i dump. "you see, if you aren't blind like my adopted lover who just left me to sing alone so he can hang out with his fruity twink of a friend. i can't believe he would do this even after he got exucuted at ed's concert... i miss him his broken arms dan nose i gave him.... all he left me with is a broken heart and a bullet in the leg." - me dumping with tears filling my glass half empty. i am so broken inside the inside. "oh... that's a lotta damage! what's the build? on the relationship i mean. how long have y been tof we get?" says the waitress aka lela. "oh.... we've been together for at least one minute.... actually.... it's so long i've almost count... probably 11 days." i say, balling, tears dribbling down my face. "that is not long at all. maybe you should break it off with him..." she says and i almost cream. "what the flip you ugly whore why would you say that?? he is the loml aka the love of my life!! i would NEVER break up with him because he's so HOT and ALSO SEXY!! except that he's adopted..." i say, bursting even more. she places her hand on my shoulder, reminding me of the time yukio did two. i am so sad i miss him why did he die? maybe we shouldn't hav seen ed that day. she then says but actually sings " all the boys, they try to woo me. the more they chase me, the more i resist." i then hear a sexy manly voice "all the girls, they think i'm groovy. but there's only one boy that's on my list.. i know what girls like, girls like boys like me... sadly." - man. i turn my head 360 degrees and HOLY SHOWER NOW I AM CRYING!! YUKIO! HES NOT DEAD! wait.... did he just smooch nears hand?!? no, must be ketchup their. i know yukio luvs catch-up so i go to ketchup with him bc i haven't seen him in ages! i am starting to cum towards him, but then i remember something! i am still mad at him so i cant talk to him. instead, i go and grab his weenie. i start to suck on it and then he creams at me! this is kind of like the other day when i was sucking on his nuts! "Y-Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! OME, WHY ARE YOU HERE?? TWO, WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY FRANK?!? I WAS GONNA EAT THAT? THIS IS MESSED UP!" - yukio. he then aggressively tucks his weenie in his pants and then puts them back into his brown bag that he always carries around. i then cry a little and storm off. man, that was some good weenie.
AUTHOER HEREEEEE!!! sorry my fried just died like at least one minute ago so i cant write any more rn! i need to like go take them to the hospital or something so sorry i had to cut it short! i hope you like yukio <333
