Peter Quill: Everybody, stay where you are, chill the F out!

Star-Lord powers off his helmet and aims at Tony.

Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where's Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

y/n: I'll do you one better, how's Gamora?

y/n retracts his helmet and the guardians' mouths drop open upon seeing their former shipmate.

Drax: Romanoff?

Peter Quill: y/n! You're alive!

Mantis: Where is Aleya?

y/n: Oh she's fine, back on earth.

Tony Stark: y/n, explanation please.

y/n: Remember when I told you guys I went to space and you all thought I was crazy?

Tony Stark: Yuh huh.

y/n: Yeah well these guys were my roommates. Speaking of roommates, where are Rocket and Groot?

Drax: They left us to go on a mission with the pirate angel.

y/n: The what?

Peter Quill: Whatever! Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak.

Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy, I blast him. Let's go! 

Tony extends his nano-tech cannon, looking uncannily like an electric shark about to eat Drax's face.

Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.

Mantis: No, he can't take it!

Stephen Strange: She's right. You can't.

Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself! Starting with you!

Stephen Strange: Wait, what. Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? "Jesus"?

y/n: Heh heh.

Tony Stark: You're from Earth?

Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dip-shit; What are you hassling us for?

Peter Parker: So, you're not with Thanos?

Peter Quill: With Thanos?! No! I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl- Wait who are you?

Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.

Peter Quill: Oh. Wait y/n, you're an Avenger?

y/n: Always have been.

y/n: Always have been

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