Statehumans Shenanigans

Introduction

This is the book of statehumans and their lives. Now this is written by an alabamian so sorry if Alabama seems like the main character.

Now before I can write about the states I have to write about the states. I'll try to keep this simple.

•Alabama: Incest freak and has a crush on it's neighbors

•Alaska: Very cold, spends a lot of time with Russia.

Arizona: A hot dude that keeps to himself.

Arkansas: Wonders why his capital is called " little" rock.

California: price of advice: don't pass his room at 3am in the morning or else you'll hear some weird sounds

Colorado: When told to be there or be square, he said square

Connecticut: the one that reminds the teacher of homework

Delaware: smol bean

Florida: where do I begin with this dude

Georgia: hates Alabama

Hawaii: best buds with alaska

Idaho: haha it's the hoe

Illinois: Chicago

Indiana: it's a state i don't know much about

Iowa: it gets confused with Indiana and Illinois a lot.

Kansas:  how come your last s is pronounced as an s instead of a w

Kentucky: KFC wasn't created there

Louisiana: it's just a swamp

Maine: the state to border another state and flexes it

Maryland: it sounds like marry land

Massachusetts: I know that Boston is there and that's it.

Michigan: why is it name with male name

Minnesota: I don't want a mini soda I want a big soda and they call soda pop there! Why??!!?

Mississippi: it wonders why Alabama acts weird around him

Missouri: it has something

Montana: why is it named a female name?

Nebraska: it has stuff

Nevada: why is there so many states that start with n

New Hampshire: what's it named after?

New Jersey: Is it nice being name after a shirt?

New Mexico: Mexico secretly wants it's land back

New York: posh

North Carolina: why is there two Carolinas

North Dakota: why is there two Dakotas

Ohio: I question this states existence sometimes

Oklahoma: just add city to your name and you get a capital

Oregon: OREGON TRAIL

Pennsylvania:  it's a rectangle(kinda)

Rhode Island: Wery smol Bwean

South Carolina: why is there two Carolinas?

South Dakota: Why is there two Dakotas

Tennessee: it regrets seeing the nsfw art Alabama made of him.

Texas: it has a very diverse population

Utah: it has bit of a thing

Vermont: I'm giving up at this point

Virginia: I know why it spilt and I wished I never knew

Washington: it's now the capital, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

West Virginia: Dont make me remember the reason it split

Wisconsin: CHEESELAND

Wyoming: the final state...

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Okay if you don't like what's for your state just pm me and ill change it!