Inspired by an Instagram post I saw
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Bruce: Are you a vegetarian
Thor: No I'm Asgardian
Nat: Thor you're a Gemini
Bucky: I thought he was British
Loki: No he's Australian, I'm British
Tony *extremely confused*: I thought you were bisexual
Valkyrie: No he's gender fluid, I'm bisexual
Thor: I thought you were a Valkyrie
Clint: *banging his head against the wall*
Steve: What are you? A woodpecker?
Nat: No he's an archer
Tony: I thought he was Hawkeye
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Bucky: Wait What were we talking about
Bruce: I was asking if Thor was a vegetarian
Loki: he is vegetarian because Asgard is a salad
Thor: I- what?
Mobius: My salad is not Asgard IT IS MY LUNCH
Wanda: bItCh-
Sylvie: Technically it was your lunch
Strange: Wtf-
Steve: Who are you?
Tony: How did you get in here?!
Thor: LOKI
Loki: SYLIVE BROKE THE TIMELINE
Sylvie: NO WANDA DID
Wanda: DID NOT
Peter P: I thought I broke the timeline
Strange: No you didn't your innocent
Bucky: Wait who's Sylvie?
Sam: The blonde one
Sylvie: bItCh how would you know
Sam: How would I know? How do you know Wanda?
Peter P: You know Loki and Sylvie give off a similar vibe
Mobius: That's because she's his variant
Tony: The fuck is a Variant?
Kid Loki: Me I'm a variant
Thor: Who are you?!
Classic Loki: He's a Loki
Kid Loki *to Thor*: I thought I killed you
Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Wanda, Sam, Bucky, T'Challa🕊, Mobius, Strange: ...YOU KILLED HIM?!?!?!
Valkyrie: I'm not surprised
Loki: Wait was it that one time when we were 8 and we transformed ourselves into a snake because we know he loves snakes so when he picked up the snake to admire it we transformed back into ourselves and went "Ha it's me!" And then we stabbed him
Kid Loki: yeah it was
Bruce: Yeah this seems like a family issue
President Loki: Why the hell is there an alligator in here?!
Kid Loki, Classic Loki, Boastful Loki, Loki: HES A LOKI
Sylvie: Croki
Peter: Croki?
Sylvie: Croki.
Thor: Croki's my favorite
Loki: You just met him!
Peter: "You can't marry a man you just met"
Shuri: "You can If it's true love"
Peter "Anna what do you know about true love?"
Shuri: "More than you. All you know is how to shut people out!"
Tony and T'Challa🕊: Oh god there's two of them
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Vision *to himself*: Wait wasn't Loki dead? And Mr Stark and Miss Romanoff were dead to right?
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Vision: Wait wasn't I dead?!
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A/n
Lol I have to go to a wedding on Sunday and I have nothing to wear ✌️
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YOU ARE READING
The Avengers Initiative (aka just a lot of one shots)
FanfictionHome of One Shots, Drabbles, Slow updates, and whatever else I can think of. (I probably won't be writing very many romantic ships because I just don't know how to write that) There is swearing in this book btw
