'Did you seriously follow me all the way to Germany to retrieve your stash?'
'Dude I've got a terrifying drug dealer on my ass asking where his pot is, I would've followed you to the moon to get it back'
OR
IN WHICH Peter Parker's older sister ha...
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NAME : VALENTINA JOSEPHINE PARKER
ALIAS : BRITNEY
SEX: FEMALE
DOB: SEPTEMBER 30th 1996
HEIGHT: 5' 11"
WEIGHT: 109lbs
HAIR : BLONDE
EYES: BLUE
DENTAL: NONE
LANGUAGES: ENGLISH SPANISH FRENCH ITALIAN
FAMILY : RICHARD PARKER - FATHER (DECEASED) MARY PARKER - MOTHER (DECEASED) BEN PARKER - PATERNAL UNCLE (DECEASED) MAY PARKER - PATERNAL AUNT PETER PARKER - BROTHER GABRIELLA PARKER - DAUGHTER
PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS : MATTHEW HENSHAW - BOYFRIEND (DECEASED) THOMAS KENNER - AFFAIR JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES (SHARED CHILD)
EDUCATION : HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA NYU - UNDERGRAD PRE MED & NUCLEAR PHYSICS
CURRENT EMPLOYMENT : SONNY'S BAR - BARTENDER
CRIMINAL RECORD & OTHER POLICE RECORDS : RAPE KIT IN SYSTEM - NY - 2011 DUI - NY - 2012 DUI - NY - 2012 DISTRIBUTION OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE - NY - 2013 ASSULT - NY - 2013 PUBLIC INDECENCY - NY - 2013 THEFT - NY - 2014 SPEEDING - NY - 2014 DUI - NY - 2014 ROBBERY (SUSPECT ARREST VACATED) - CALIFORNIA - 2015 DUI - NY - 2015 SPEEDING - NY - 2015 SPEEDING - NY - 2015 CARJACKING - NY - 2015 SPEEDING - NY - 2016 SPEEDING - 2016
SUSPECTED CRIMES : MURDER OF PRESTON FITZWILLIAM HACKING THE CIA HACKING STARK INDUSTRIES HITTING TONY STARK WITH VEHICLE DESTRUCTION OF STARK INDUSTRIES LOBBY ROBBERY OF HOME IN CALIFORNIA HACKING SHIELD
