The Narutoverse

Naruto Thugumaki (part 3)

Anko:"Of course it is you idiot."

Iruka:"I'm not gonna say anything anymore."

Mizuki:"My name is Mizuki god dammit! I am sick and tired of you mother fuckers calling me a color that isn't even the same as my hair!"

Naruto:"Really?!"

Everyone face palmed.

Naruto:"I mean you never said anything."

Everyone then anime fell because of this Naruto's stupidity.

Iruka:"Honestly I thought he liked it. Kinda like a uhh-"

Naruto:"Like a pet name."

Iruka:"Yeah exactly!"

Naruto:"Big fact."

Tsunade:"It's official, your both idiots."

Mizuki:"Shut up! I'm about to make my biiiiig reveal."

Naruto:"Ew! Pedophile!"

Iruka:"Dude, you've gone too far."

Mizuki:"It's not like that! Jesus christ! Y'know what, fuck it. Naruto secretly is the

Iruka:"Wets the bed!/Nine tailed fox!"

Naruto:"I do not! Well, maybe that one time. But still!"

Jiraiya:"It's okay Naruto, everyone has their bed wetting moments."

Naruto:"Shut up!"

Satsuki:"So that's when you figured out you were the nine tail host huh."

Naruto:"Yep, but it turned out all right in the end."

All:"........What?!"

Mizuki:"How do you not know!? The entire village knows!"

Naruto:"Am I going to die!?"

Mizuki:"Yes! You! Are!"

Mizuki then threw a giant shuriken at Naruto, Naruto tried to escape but only tripped on his own feet.

Naruto:"Oh no."

Before the shuriken made contact Iruka intercepted and it hit him on the back.

Iruka:"Now I know your probably wondering *in Naruto voice* Why did Iruka sensei save me? *normal voice* It's because Naruto, I am a man of action."

Naruto:"Really?"

Iruka:"Yeah, also if I let you die *whispering* everyone will really think I'm racist."

Ino:"Wow, just wow."

Kakashi:"My respect for you has just lowered."

Iruka:"Oh c'mon! That's isn't the me me!"

Naruto:"Are you going to tell me sad back story now?"

Iruka:"I would, but I think I punctured a lung. RUN!"

Tsunade:"Thwre were not fatal injuries at most you would die of blood loss."

Shizune:"A-at a time like this lady Tsunade?"

Tsunade:"*shrugs* meh."

Naruto:"No!"

Iruka:"Oh good, wait what."

Naruto:"Don't you see sensei, I got the nine tails in me. That means I'm stronger than him. It means I'm better than him."

Iruka:'Oh no.'

Naruto:"It means I could kill him."

Kiba:"Woah, dark."

Tenten:"No kidding."

Kurama:"Do it! Don't talk, just eaaat."

Sakura:"That's even creepier."

Ino:"You can say that again."

Mizuki:"Hah! You couldn't kill an ant. That's why I framed you for the graffiti, and made Iruka look racist-"

Iruka:"*Off screen* THAT WAS YOU!?"

Mizuki:"Heh, you are just a stupid kid that wiped his ass with some washed up scrolls."

Jiraiya:"No respects the forbidden scroll anymore these days."

Orochimaru:"Nope."

Naruto then made his signature shadow clone jutsu to make hundreds of clones.

Clone1:"Oh yeah, we gone beat that ass."

Clone2:"Yeah lets take down his ass."

Clone3:"Yeah thats fo sho."

Satsuki:"Why are thay talking like that?"

Asher:"Meh, don't worry about it."

Mizuki:"You mean wiping your ass with magic toulet paper actually worked?! That's bullshit!"

Clone1:"Oh yeah we gon break his kneecaps!"

Clone4:"Oh yeah I'm down with that!"

Mizuki:"*Girly scream*"

Then it showed Mizuki beheaded with only the bone sticking out from his body, and blood all over the ground.

Naruto:"Ahhhh~ what happened? Did I win?"

Iruka:'Oh this kid is crazy, he just ate a whole god damn human. I gotta get the hell out of here!"

Kushina:"He ate him!?"

Asher:"Remember, parody, plus most of that was of the nine tail fox influencing him."

Kurama:"Heh, he ate him.....nice."

Naruto:"What is wrong with you."

Kurama:"Alot of things."

(A/N:Hey, another short chapter sorry, I didn't get any sleep last night with my coughing fit. But I feel better so there's that. Hope you enjoyed the chapter have a nice day.)