Singleton. That's enough, son. Get back here.
We've got a on.
- Yeah, in a second, Coach.
- But you said that last time...
and then we you
cussed out the ice man.
Back to practice.
Last time I coach my nephew.
You guys your to watch
some real ballplayers?
Shut your mouth, Singleton.
Actually, they're here to me wipe
home with that mop you call your hair.
- [ Laughter]
- up's all you're good for, doughboy.
- Good you're to softball.
- That's it! You're dead meat.
- Dead, I tell you! Dead!
- down, Mac.
- Now, calm yourself.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
-[ Boy ] Yeah, right, roly-poly.
- Okay.
Speaking of up, you keeping
our all and tidy?
- shut your mouth,jerk.
Shut up, porky.
Jess: HE'S NOT PORKY HES FLUFFY YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!
*everyone winches*
- Lurch!
- Your mama boots.
Your mama's so ugly, when you were born they slapped her.
- Pyle.
- Hippie.
- Shut up, porky.
- You said that, idiot.
Yeah, well, you're fat, moron.
You're a fart-sniffiing,
road-apple-chewing...
scab-licking dog.
I ain't done yet. You're ugly,
your mama said you looked funny...
you look like toe fungus
and you ride the bus.
Yeah, well, you play ball like a girl.
Jess: THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH?!
- [ All Gasp ]
- [ Boy ] Good one.
Excuse me. What did you say?
- You me.
- Friday. The sandlot.
Be there, male pig.
Count on it, tomboy.
[ Boy ]
Yeah. Be there, babies.
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