Watching their movies (Sandlot edition)

The sandlot 2 part 2

We all get a say. And?

- And my mom reads Ms. magazine.
- What the hell is he talking about?

Gloria Steinem writes that magazine.
It's serious women's liberation stuff

Jess: and what's wrong with that?!

Tarquerell: I think it's time for me to leave *runs*

Strawberry: *chases him with Jess*

What the hell is
he talking about?

I'm just saying,
what if the impossible happened?

Like, somehow, she, like, threw three
pitches, and you didn't, like, hit one.

Are you cracked? She's a
girl. This is baseball. I'm a man.

Listen,
she'll toss me a ball... [ Whimpers ]

I'll tag it four blocks, they'll go
home and all this junk will be over.

Okay? Okay? Okay?

Well?

Now you're talking.

Bring it on, skirt.

Don't blink. [ Scoffs ]

- What the...
- Come on. Pitch it already.

I call time. What
the hell was that?

Come on. That's totally
illegal. You can't do that!

[ Laughing ]

- [ All Hiss ] - You
didn't even swing.

Um, I kind of blinked.
Just tell me what happened.

- She smoked you, meathead.
- You didn't even swing.

I heard you the first time,
Tarqell.

Swing? He didn't even see it.

- Oh, like you never took a strike before.
- Not like that.

- I've never seen anything like that before.
- [ Laughs ]

Oh, my God, Hayley. They are
so embarrassed. They should be.

How was I supposed to know that
they were a professional softball team?

You go back up there,
she'll mow you down like a summer daisy.

What are you now, a poet?

Sam's pretty sure it's a violation
of the rules to pitch underhand.

- Hey! - That one is cute.

You can't do that
underhand pitch thing.

It's against the rules of
baseball. I'm just tellin' ya.

No,
it's not. There's no rule against it.

So it's legal and
fair. [ Giggling ]

Oh. Okay. Thanks.

We are officially screwed.

[ Exhales ]

[ Exhales ] No, we're not.

Excuse me, what are you doing?

Pinch-hitting. It's legal...