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RatlOrD-Nedzu
BadBitch-Nemuri
IGotsAim-Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San-Shouta
COCK-tail-Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!-Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths-Ectoplasm
Igotgreys-Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD-Lunch Rush
Boobs-Kan/Vlad
They/Them-Thirteen
Puppy-Hound Dog
Toshinari-Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red-Enji/Endeavor
Whit3.Ho3-Touya/Blue Flame
Midoriya/The_Top-Midoriya Izuku
BirB_-Keigo/Hawks
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Red: If you jump off a bridge and yell “Parkour” it's not suicide, it's just a failed stunt.

Whit3.Ho3: ...dude-

Red: Do you think you could get away with murder if you buried their body in a cemetery? 🤔

BirB_: I'm very, very concerned rn

Red: Did you know caffeine causes natural abortions?

BadBitch: What. The. Fuck??

BirB_: I'm scared-

Red: Once you get married you technically start having sex with your family.

Boobs: ...we're never getting married—

Aizawa-San: You're gonna get married?

Boobs: Shut. Up.

Red: We spend our whole lives just gathering guests for our funeral.

Whit3.Ho3: I'm out

Red: It'd be funny if I died. How'd my online friends even find out? 😂

Boobs: Why are you like this????

RatlOrD: What an ignorant question.

Boobs: NO IT'S NOT!

Red: This is what you get for being a dick

Toshinari: Has anyone seen Young Midoriya today?

The_Top: The hell do you want?

Toshinari: Well, I was wondering if you knew where Young Bakugou was.

The_Top: He ain't trainin today

Toshinari: Give me a moment.

The_Top: Fuck me

Dumb_Bitch & Mido

Dumb_Bitch: First, I do not find the username amusing.

Mido: Eh, I find it fucking hilarious

Dumb_Bitch: Second, the two of you need to train, why do you refuse to attend?

Mido: Look, I was all about being YOUR successor. But then you started talking bad about Kacchan, and that's a no no, bitch.

Mido: I'll let Endeavor fucking BURN me before I let Kacchan train with you again.

Dumb_Bitch: That doesn't- nevermind. Who do you plan to train with then?

Mido: HE plans to train with ME and I plan to train with HIM.


Baby pLeAsE

Boobs: In conclusion, Enji is bottom.

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