A/N: proof lord farquaad has a big shlong: 🥺 shrek and donkey had first hand experience 🥺💖🙊💞
ITS A JOKE STFU
One day y/n woke up in her basic straight white girl apartment and got ready for work. She looked in the mirror and stared upon her 3'6 body and thought to herself
"I want a mafia boss"
Then, speak of the devil there was a loud bang outside y/n's basic straight white girl apartment so she went outside to check. Then she was grabbed by the neck into someone chest so she looked up to see a 12'2 man that said in a low husky tone "are you lost baby gorl?" Y/n was speechless because the 12'2 man looked so hot. Y/N tried to slip out of the man's grip but the man's muscles were 500000 grams so it was no use. The man's grip on y/ns throat loosened and she waslet go so she stood up and stared at the man and said.
"Are you a mafia boss daddy"
"Yes i baby gorl I am a mafia boss" then suddenly daddy whipped out his schlong that was 44 inches long, 22 inches wide and weighed 5 tons and then smacked Y/N 42527299272 feet across the room.
Y/n isn't like other girls
Daddy thought.
Even after I whipped her 42527299272 across the room with my 44 inch long cockadoodledoo her makeup and hair stayed perfectly intact.
DU LIEST GERADE
the brocken mafia boss 👹 (Daddy X Reader 🤪)
FanfictionY/N is a normal straight white girl with daddy issues. One day Y/N runs into a 12'2 mafia boss daddy with a 44 inch schlong and a brocken past. Can Y/N fix the 12'2 mafia boss daddy and juggle her daddy issues at the same time? Read on to find out �...
