𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 | ʏᴇʟᴇɴᴀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴀ x ᴏᴄ

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Wanda: Thank you, Nat

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Yelena: I'm in love with you

Aerus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork

Yelena: I know

Aerus:

Aerus: Oh. Okay. Um. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Yelena: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing."

Nat: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

↬———

Nat: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Aerus: Mine just says 'Aerus, no'

Nat: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

↬———

Aerus: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

Nat: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of a thought process or understanding basic human language

Yelena: *thinks about what Aerus had asked*

Yelena, snapping her fingers: Water you doing?

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Therapist: What do we do and say when we feel this? 

Aerus: That's sad. And sad backwards is das 

Aerus: And das not good

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[Group Chat]

Nat

Aerus if you can not flirt with Yelena in front of me, it would be APPRECIATED

Aerus

Yelena, are you a parking ticket?

'Cause you've got FINE written all over you

Yelena 

Did your driving license get suspended for driving me crazy?

Aerus

If you were words on a page you'd be fine print 😏

Yelena

Do you like raisins?

How about a date?

Aerus 

Damn that was good 

uh

It's handy I have my library card on me because I'm totally checking you out

 Nat

I stg, Air-

Yelena 

Are you a loan? 

'Cause you sure have my interest

Aerus 

Are you a magician? Because you make everything disappear when I look at you