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Nat: I know you love her

Aerus: I am not in love with Yelena!

Nat, staring at Aerus: I never said who...

Aerus: *Realizes*

Aerus: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Aerus: Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn't really a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Nat: Elephants?

Aerus: Blocked

Melina: Camels?

Aerus: Extra blocked

Alexei: Donkeys

Aerus: Ultra blocked

Yelena:

Yelena: That dick

Aerus:...

Aerus: Followed

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Nat: Do you love Yelena?

Aerus: Yeah, I do

Nat: HA! Wanda! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Wanda: We all love Yelena, unconditionally. You should've asked if they're IN love with her.

Aerus: I thought that was implied...

Nat:

Wanda:

Aerus, looking straight at Wanda: Congrats, Nat, you just won 100 bucks.

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Nat: Is this your plan B?

Aerus: Technically, it's plan P

Nat: Plan P? What about Plan M? Is there even a Plan M?

Aerus: Yes, but I marry Yelena in Plan M

Yelena: I like Plan M

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Aerus: Are you trying to seduce me?

Yelena: Why, are you seducible?

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Aerus, sweating: Yelena, there's something I need to ask you-

Yelena: Finally! You're proposing!

Aerus: How'd you know?

Yelena: Air, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner

Yelena: I even picked it up once

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Aerus: *Is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Yelena: like it slips on and off really easily

Aerus:

Yelena: Wait- no not like that-

Nat: Look, we all know what you meant

↬———

Wanda: And now for a gay update on Yelena and Aerus

Nat: Getting gayer