Lewis: Harry why are you eating an acovado?????
Hairy: cause apparently avocados help make you hard
(its true, I looked it up)
Lewis: so you're up for more sex?
Hairy: yeah, we only had it once today
Lewis: that's true
Hairy: and its that time of the month
Olives: you guys are boys
Lewis: we are aware.
Olives: you guys cant get your period
Hairy: we never said we did???
Olives: oh, then what do you mean by "that time of the month"
Lewis: we call it horny hours
Hairy: its when were most horny
Lewis: we practically have sex 50 times a day
Olives: I don't think that's safe
Hairy: we use protection
Lewis: *gives Harry a blowjob*
Hairy: ok that was lovely
Olives: you're gonna get an erection
Lewis: no we wont, please stay out of our sex life
Olives: I don't know where your sex life ends and your normal life begins
Lewis: I think its better that way
Hairy: we don't really enjoy talking to you anyway
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