holivia smut🧍♀️

sunshine

Olives: im back from the hospital

Lewis: when and why did you go to the hospital

Olives: I was there for three days, after I got my uterus yanked out

Lewis: liar

Olives: Louee you were there

Lewis: ya when your Virginia got pulled out, by my very strong husband

Olives: where is your very strong husband right now

Lewis: that's a very good question

Hairy: sunshine I'm in here

Olives: I've been looking for you

Lewis: he's talking to me you dumb bitch

Olives: why would he call you sunshine

Lewis: cause he's my husband

Olives: but he's my boyfriend

Lewis: that's where you're wrong, he's not your real boyfriend, it's not my fault you divorced your husband for no reason

Lewis: now if you please excuse me, I'm gonna go fuc my baby

Olives: that sound wrong

Lewis: he's my baby, i can say whatever i want about him

Olives: but he's not a baby

Lewis: *walks away to go fuc his baby harry*

(a/n: sorry for hairy's absence, the next chapter makes up for it)