Thor: I don't even like Banner. "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."
Hulk: y/n and Thor go. Hulk Stay.
Thor: Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white.
y/n: Just pick a color.
Thor heads for the exit, a wide open door.
Hulk: Smash you.
Thor: You didn't smash anything. I won that fight
Hulk: I smashed you.
Thor: Yeah, sure, sure.
y/n: Baby Arms.
Thor: What was that?
Hulk: Baby!
Thor: Moron! You big child.
Thor heads to the open entrance. Hulk smiles, anticipating.
Hulk: Thor go!
Thor: I am going.
ZAP! Thor's jolted back by the obedience disk. There are perimeter sensors in the doorway. Hulk and thor scream with laughter at Thor as he hits the floor.
Hulk: Thor go again! Thor home.
Thor slumps against the wall, head sagging. Hulk grabs his giant battleaxe. He's armored up.
Hulk: Hulk trains.
Thor: That's great. Have fun.
Hulk exits, literally dragging y/n with him. Thor watches them go. Then, at the end of the hallway Hulk meets up with Valkyrie. They begin play- fighting, a clearly friendly rapport. Thor can't believe it. He runs to the entrance, but by the time he reaches the perimeter sensors they are gone. Thor sighs. Walks over to the window. Looks up through a wormhole, stars twinkling on the other end of it.
Thor absentmindedly fidgets with his Obedience Disk. THUD! THUD! THUD! ...resonates around the room. Hulk and y/n step up to Thor, looking inquisitively down at him.
y/n: Everything ok buddy?
Thor: I'm fine y/n. Thank you.
Hulk: Thor sad.
Thor: Shut up.
Hulk hits Thor, bullying him into opening up.
Hulk: THOR SAD!
Thor hops up, yelling in Hulk's face. Paces around.
Thor: I'm not sad, you idiot. I'm pissed off! Angry. I lost my father. I lost my hammer.
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THUD! THUD! He turns to see Hulk punching his pillow. Hulk stops. Stares.
Hulk: Whining and crying.
y/n: Cry like baby.
Thor: Why are you talking like Hulk?
y/n: I don't know man I'm feeling it.
Thor: You're not even listening.
Thor kicks a random helmet.
Hulk: Don't kick stuff.
Thor: You're being a really bad friend.
Hulk: You bad friend!
Thor: You know what we call you?
Hulk: No.
Thor: We call you the stupid Avenger.
Hulk: You're tiny Avenger!
y/n: Clint tiny Avenger!
Hulk throws a shield that nearly decapitates Thor.
Thor: What, are you crazy?
Hulk: Yes.
Thor: You know what? Earth does hate you.
Hulk gets sad. Wanders over to his bed to mope. y/n looks at Thor with judgement. Thor realizes he went to far. He joins Hulk on the bed.
Hulk: No.
Thor: I'm sorry I said those things. You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.
Hulk: It's okay.
Thor: You just can't go around throwing shields at people.
y/n: I do.
Thor: Could have killed me.
Hulk: I know. I'm sorry. I just get so angry all the time. Hulk always, always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. We're just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor and y/n like water.
Thor: We're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: Yeah but Hulk like real fire. Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.
y/n: Thor like small wisp of steam from chamomile tea.
