Mean Girls / Heathers x Reader Oneshots & Preferences (HIATUS)

First Dates

Requested / Suggested by: Beetlepuff

Warnings: None.

Heather Chandler:
- Unsurprisingly, she asked first
- She took you out to an extremely fancy restaurant
- She's a rich bitch what do you expect
- If she happens to realize you seem uncomfortable, she gets you out of there real quick
- She kinda apologizes but also doesn't really know how to so instead she brings you to a chiller place
- She takes you to a small park and sits you down by a pond
- She just wanted to make sure you're enjoying the date
- And she's honestly happy to be doing anything with you, really
- She doesn't typically do dates like this, so it's a welcome change
- And it's all so worth it because it's with you

Heather Duke:
- I like to think you both were waiting for the other to ask first
- But then she got fed up with all the dancing around and did it herself
- "Y/n, we're going on a date. Sunday at three, I'll pick you up. Don't you dare forget."
- Pleasant surprise considering you had just been ambushed while doing your makeup in the school washroom
- She decides that you should explore downtown together
- She short-circuits when you take her hand and lead her to the little bookstore you notice
- She's so nervous and jittery because she's on a date with you and you're hOLDING HER HAND
- (now is not the time for gay panic duke cmon)
- But you both have a lot of fun
- And she's definitely waiting for you to ask her on the next one :)

Heather McNamara:
- It was initially not a date
- You both got excited since a fair was coming through town, so you planned ahead
- And then when the day came, you both were struck with the realization of "I am alone with my crush in a very date-y setting"
- There's a weird awkwardness that doesn't go away until some vendor says you're a cute couple
- You both end up laughing and then she just kinda stops
- "A-Are we here as a couple?"
- "... If you want us to be."
- So you have the cutest, most cliche carnival date ever
- She didn't expect it to happen as a date, but she definitely isn't complaining
- And she's looking forward to whatever else is in store for you two

Veronica Sawyer:
- You both asked
- At the same time
- (woo you go you useless gays get your girlllll)
- So a lot of awkward stammering and cute blushing and trying to let the other person speak
- You finally end up making a plan and you're so. excited.
- You go to a botanical garden (that's so gay I'm sorry that's so fucking gay)
- She is so pumped and you think it's adorable
- She's never really been on a date like this with a girl like you so it's all super exciting to her
- She absolutely loves it
- And she's so happy she snagged a date with you of all people

Jason Dean:
- You asked
- You kinda just wanted to hang out and he goes "so, like a date?"
- And you're absolutely speechless the moment you realize that JD just asked you out
- "... Uh huh..."
- So he smiles and nods and then walks off leaving you absolutely destroyed
- Would it be too cliche to say you bought slurpees and went on a long drive?
- Because that's exactly what you did
- He loves it
- Especially if you're uneasy on motorcycles
- He may or may not be driving slightly faster just because it makes you hug him tighter

Regina George:
- Safe to say she asked first
- She literally walked in and cornered you
- "Are you free tomorrow? Good. I'll pick you up at one."
- And then she leaves
- Yas get her
- You're sitting in her car in your driveway and you're wondering why she isn't driving
- Then she asks where you wanna go and you blurt out "the museum"
- She's like "oml this fuckin NERD"
- She has way more fun than she's willing to admit though
- And she may or may not have made a mental note to come back here with you again

Cady Heron:
- You asked her
- You were studying together and then you suggested you go out
- She says sure super calmly but she was actually dying inside
- Being the cutie you are, you brought her to the zoo
- SHE GETS SO EXCITED
- All the animals from Africa 😭😭 she is so pumped
- She literally drags you from place to place
- Point is, she is having so much fun with you
- She's enjoying herself so much and because it's with you, it's so much better
- Literally as you're leaving she asks you on another date and you (obviously) accept

Janis Sarkisian:
- You asked but she was planning on doing it so damn you for beating her to it >:(
- Anyways
- You're nice and brought her to an art gallery because she's an art hoe
- She's so touched by this but she won't show it
- You can see her trying not to geek out at the exhibits
- She's adorable okay
- Eventually she gives in and starts ranting about the different techniques used in each piece and the mediums and shit
- And you're so into it because she is
- She's a cutie
- And she's definitely planning out your next date already

Gretchen Wieners:
- She asked (i know right wow)
- You were walking to class and then she just stops you and stammers out that she wants to go on a date with you
- So obviously you say yes
- She suggests you go watch a movie
- It's fun, but then you offer to bring her to a cute little cafe that you know
- She loves it because she can see how your interests line up with the stuff around
- She subconsciously names the cafe yours
- When the owner sees that you have a date he gets super excited because you always come alone
- She's super flustered because he's treating you guys just because you're on a date
- Anyways she really wants to go back there (especially with you)

Karen Smith:
- She asked
- At first you didn't realize she asked you out and then it just hit you
- (stupid gay ass bitch istg-)
- I feel like you'd go shopping together
- She keeps picking out clothes for you and freaking out when they look good on you
- It's so adorable to see her expressions when you try on the stuff she chooses
- And the outfits she chooses are actually super cute so win-win
- And you think she looks AMAZING IN THE STUFF SHE FINDS
- She's having so much fun with you, it's amazing and she's so happy that she's on a date with you
- As you're looking through some stuff she suggests you go out again soon and you d i e

Aaron Samuels:
- You asked (WOO YOU GO)
- You hang out at your house and you're all cute and play games together
- He's really good at Jenga i guess?? and like... uhhhhhh connect 4?
- (i'm naming random board games i'm sorry)
- He's super cute when he's concentrating fusjadasijod
- And he definitely caught you gazing at him on multiple occasions
- He gets a little too competitive and it's kinda funny to see him basically jumping up everytime it's his turn
- (guys i love aaron plsss)
- Anyways, your date goes really really well and you both think so
- Buy more board games, he's coming over again soon

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