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Courtney and Naomi are in the bathroom doing their hair.

Naomi: So since you uninvited Queef, who are you bringing instead for my birthday party?

Courtney: You know you were born on the 6th of May?

Naomi: No shit.

Courtney: 6, hmm 666, oh my God...Illuminati confirmed.

Naomi: Didn't we leave those jokes in 2015? Girl stop!

Lana and Lauren are arguing in the bedrooms.

Lauren: Don't even joke like that again or I'll fuck you up.

Justine: What did she do?

Lauren: Her and Dua's wack ass were talking about how they wanna spit in my fucking hair like I won't fuck them up for that.

Chloe: Yikes, somebody can't take jokes.

Lauren: Jokes? Let me spit in them fucking dreadlocks then!

Chloe: DO IT!

Justine: She quoted her song, yay!

Lauren: Shut the fuck up, you little c*mrag, trash ass, nasty ass bitch!

Dua:

Lauren: Don't laugh at my jokes, either!

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Lauren: Don't laugh at my jokes, either!

Dua:

Meanwhile Rebbeca is downstairs in the phone room:

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Meanwhile Rebbeca is downstairs in the phone room:

Meanwhile Rebbeca is downstairs in the phone room:

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