Suprise Motherfucker !

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Tony
how'd you do that ?

Anonymous
One  . Word . MaGiC

Tony
Tell me or i'll show up at your house

Anonymous
Like how you did Peter ? Have fun locating me 😂

Peter
How did she know that

Anonymous
How did i know what ? That Peter Benjamin Parker is Spider-man ? That Tony was flirting with his aunt May ? Which one cuz it's pretty confusing if you ask me .

Steve
What is the point of this chat ?

Anonymous
Nothing really but dude how do you have a wife  AND a kid

Rhodey
I've been asking that since forever

Anonymous
And a friend

Rhodey
No . We're not friends

Tony
What ?

Natasha
Go Rhodey !

Sam
I sense i fight , anyone got popcorn

Wanda
I do !

ANONYMOUS
This chat is something else like , aren't you guys in the same room

Steve
How the fuck does she know that

ANONYMOUS
Did mister golden boy just say a nono word ?

Steve
And that !

ANONYMOUS
Breaking news on the Language Police , Captain Rogers has said a bad word , and has to arrest himself

Steve
One time people let it go !

ANONYMOUS
What can i say a Stark'll never let it die down

Tony
You're not a Stark

ANONYMOUS
How would you know ? You were the world's most famous playboy just a little while back . I could be your child and you wouldn't even know .

Rhodey
I told you this would happen ! You owe me 5k

Natasha
Ha ! He got what he deserves

ANONYMOUS
JK . I would cry if i was his kid
ANONYMOUS
Worlds biggest ego right there folks

Sam
She got that right

ANONYMOUS
But Mr . Stank as Steve likes to call you, your ego is too big . So , anyone wanna help me destroy it ?

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