Mineta: Aww, thanks-
Tokoyami: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
Uraraka: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Tsu: Why not 24/7?
Uraraka: Snack breaks.
Mic: If I may interject...
Aizawa: Oh, awesome, mic was eavesdropping.
Denki: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Denki: Lmao, @Shinsou.
Momo: You know what’s funny about Denki? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
Bakugou: How would you like your coffee?
Deku: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Bakugou, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Kouda: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Sato: …
Sato: Who taught you those words??
Deku, texting Uraraka: Hey do you like anyone?
Uraraka: Yeah you
Deku: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Uraraka: *Yeah, you?
Uraraka: Oh haha sorry lol
Deku: *dies inside*
Deku: What happened?!
Aizawa: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Deku: Sh-short??
Aizawa: Shit's fucked.
Deku: Okay, long.
Aizawa: Shit's very fucked.
Momo: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Mina: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
Sato: *is visibly upset*
Kiri: Sato, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Deku: Can you pass the salt?
Bakugou: Can you pass away?
Deku: Too much salt.
Mina, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Tsu: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Denki: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Shoto: That doesn't exist.
Denki: Not with that attitude.
Denki: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Shinsou: I wrote you a poem.
Denki, already crying: You did?
Kiri: ...My girl mina just killed a goldfish.
Mina: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.
Mic: So you like cats?
Aizawa: Yeah.
Mic: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Kiri: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Baku-bro!
Bakugou: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
Momo: Just be careful, Denki!
Denki: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Momo!
Denki: It's everything around me that's careless.
Uaraka: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Tsu: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Denki: Fuck you.
Shinsou: No u.
Denki: I'm down.
Shinsou: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Denki: I AM NOT 2!
Denki: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Aizawa and not do the thing,
Denki: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Denki: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
Deku: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
All might: What did you do?!
Deku: NOBODY DIED!
All might: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Kouda: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bakugou: Killed without hesitation.
Iida: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Iida: *turns around and helps Uraraka through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Uraraka.
Uraraka: Okay!
Bakugou, grinning: I have a knife!
Aizawa: Put it down, Bakugou.
Bakugou: Make me! *sprints away*
Denki: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Momo: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Denki: Yeah, they're all birds.
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