Filter: Her (BTS 8th Member)

How I Met Your Mother: Kim Edition

"Mom wtf."

"How else do you think we made you bastards?"

"Wait thi-is i-is a good segway i-nnto my question"

"Somebody get her some water."

"Fermer ta bouche. Mom?"

"Yes Seo?"

"How did you meet dad?"

"OHO I WANT TO KNOW TOO."

"Jonghyun keep the noise level down. But same."

"Fine fine. Might as well right dear?"

"Ugh okay."

"Keep your ears open kiddos, cuz this is about to get juicy."

*Flashback to 27 years earlier: Hyun-woo: 23, Mina: 22

Hyun-woo's POV:

"Do I really have to meet the delegation from Mitsui?"

"Of course you need to! You're the vice-president for crying out loud it's part of your job."

"*Groans. Fiiinnneee."

"You're just scared because it's led by a woman arent ya?"

"Shut up Ki-hoon, my body count's higher than yours."

"Which is not really an accomplishment because we're both technically virgi-"

"Shush."

It wasn't like I hated women or found them repulsive all the time. It was just that growing up in a privileged household like I did, most girls who approached me were either after my social status or after my wallet. There was no real sincerity to the relationship and honestly they got extremely annoying and boring after a while. Plus, I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit picky myself, as no girl had really caught my eye. Doesn't make it any better when your dingus of a friend keeps on reminding you that you haven't done the deed yet.

Reaching the meeting room, a sense of wariness builds up inside of me. What will she look like? How quickly will she got on my nerves? Will she be a tough negotiator? Honestly, at this point in the day I really don't give a sh*t anymore so let's just get on with it.

*Opens the door

"You really kept us waiting huh?"