you walked to walmart, your mom pushing you while you were inside a cart, cause you wanted to eat hot cheetos.
"UGH MOM just let me do this by myself" Your mom then left walmart and you were alone, finally that old saggy women left.
YOU tried as hard as you can with your ugly legs to push so you can go to the chips section cause you were starving, in a second.. you bumped into the one and only...
𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎.. NIKOCADO AVOCADO..
Both of your hands are reaching for the same hot cheeto bag, and your eyes meet.
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You both looked at eachother eyes, your eyes sparkled, you saw a charm in Nikocado's eye..
"Dang, your hands are soft" Nikocado says while looking at your beautiful hands, his nails were crusty but for some reason you..loved it. You blush at his comment.
"T-T-Thank you..I'm actually a fan of you..!" You exclaimed, never in your life you thought you would meet the one and only nikocado. His skin was crusty, he smelled like rotten fish, his hairline looked like mcdonalds, maybe cause he eats it everyday. His nose was a size of a bird, his ears were smaller than his toes, everything was perfect about nikocado.
Nikocado smiled widely, holding up two noodle packets in celebration of meeting u.
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"Well, if you want, we can hang out..i'm kinda bored of Orlin homes right here.." Next to Nikocado, you spot Orlin Homes, growling at Nikocado, oh no. Another fight? Orlin Homes suddenly scratches Nikocado and attacks him and they both fall, they started punching tummies until one flops on the ground like a fish out of water, that person was Orlin Homes.
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Nikocado stands as his tummy rolls jiggles with him, he won the fight, as usual! Orlin Homes was just a sensitive rat.
I watched the scene and blushed, I loved men fighting over me! I blushed and I tried to take Nikocado home with me but he was 800 pounds so unfortunatelly I couldn't.
While I was trying to carry Nikocado, I felt a hard smack on my head, I turned around to the smell of cigarettes, it was my mom, that old saggy fat dog women.
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"IF U DONT COME HOME I'LL MAKE SURE UR UNBORN AND YOU'LL DIE WHILE TRANSFORMING TO A FETUS." She said in anger, I was angry that she said such horrid things, I then dragged her bald head and I smacked her 10 times into Orlin Homes head and they both got a concussion. Nikocado and I were HAPPY and lived a good life.
