Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ pooping ~

- PISSBOY SHIT -

tenten:
im changing the name of this ugly chat
it aggravates me
to the fullest

tenten changed PISSBOY SHIT to toilet paper

more than when i had my sexy bowl cut
im thinking abt getting it back
what do you all think???

y/ning:
WTF IS THAT NAME BABAHAHAJANS
also
hey babes
usually
id give my honest opinion
but i want the world to burn rn
so
do it :)

iwazooming:
do i even wanna ask why
you want the goddamn world to burn???

y/ning:
BECAUSE
IM AWAKE RN
AND I HAVE AN IMPORTANT PERSON
COMING OVER TMR AT 1 FUCKING PM

iwazooming:
whos coming over...?

keishinasf:
literally
its me
im going over
a three hour drive to see the crazy fucker
so
yeah
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP BRAT

y/ning:
you may be old enough to be my dad
but youre not my dad
so dont fucking
ACT LIKE IT
also im shitting

kodzuken:
what did i miss?
now youre buddy buddy
w your ex??

y/ning:
more of a....
im getting all my shit back from him
type a deal
that and
hes bringin the good shit yk ;)

keishinasf:
and you aint gonna get none
if you dont hurry your brat ass to sleep
cause im not gonna wake you up
hell nah
not this time around stupid

prettysetterkawa:
didnt you guys like
have an agreement to not talk to each other at all
until y/ns 18? or at all???

keishinasf:
the bitch broke the truce
for weed
so

y/ning:
desperate need of weed man
oml
when i lived w my grandparents and my aunt
like
2 years old
i got high
and my grandparents were freaking
the fuck out
like
hey man
its chill
i was 15
so we vibin

dinostuki:
youre a nuisance to society
please
do us all a favor
and stop breathing:)

y/ning:
hey man
you have dino in ya username
dont talk to me unless you get serious
wait
I HEAR AN ICE CREAM TRUCKKK
GIVE ME A SECOND
nvm
i was dreaming abt it

iwazooming:
yeah
it's literally 3 in the morning

keishinasf:
SHIT
DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS THAT LATE
I WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING CLIPS FROM THE RECENT VB GAME

y/ning:
ha
what a nerd
im still shitting LMFAO
SHNDJDJDKDKSJSJKSD DIE WISJDIDJEHH
wait
die?
i typed that?
goddamn
wtf
i need to sleep
gn folks