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- Karasuno Idiots -

tatatatatanka:
hello
my
BRETHREN

y/ning:
hello
cunt

keishinasf:
hey!
play nice mf

y/ning:
oh shut da hell up
who even r you

specks;
burn

nishinishi:
BURNNNNN
OOOOO
THATS GONNA STING

y/ning:
that was shitty remark
yall
r
overexaggerating
is that one or two words
i never know

smallgiant:
MAN
IDK
BUT WHERES KENMA
Y/N WHERE IS HE
WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HHEEEEEEEEE

y/ning:
how tf should ik where that bozo's at???

smallgiant:
!!BECAUSE YOU LIVE NEAR HIM!!
i was gonna say go to school
but man
its summer time

y/ning:
and i got that
✨summer time sadness✨
so leave me alone
also
im thinking abt using my phone more often
since my mom promised to not go thru it
apparently
while i was living w teru
she was learning to be a better mom
i mean hey hey hey
she hasnt tried to make me drink MILK

milkboykags:
curse you hoe

y/ning:
whore

dinotsuki:
if y/n goes to Nekoma now
why r they in this gc still

jesushi:
because we love them
and they're still family to us :)

y/ning:
thats jesus for you man

deadasswhat this man gonna doapologize for lookin at you???

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deadass
what this man gonna do
apologize for lookin at you???

jesushi:
hey! im wild!!

nishinishi:
no youre not
pussy

milfmilkers:
^^ is what we call wild
youre a wuss asahi

y/ning:
i think i started something....
and theres no going back now
ima roast tf outta everyone here

asahi, get ya 30 yr old lookin headass outta here, when ppl see us standing next to each other, they think you kidnapped me

tanaka, if you dont stop tryna be a ganster w ya bald headed ass

keishin
thats all
your existence alone, is a roast

hinata my baby boy, stop jumpin into the sky, and jump into ya school work. mf you dumb as hell

tsukishima w ya salty ass, go back to playin w ya dino toys. did you get a lego set this time? or did your "ace" brother get you the actual set????

nishinoya, hello my bb

kyoko w ya stunning ass
i want you
in my bed

daichi, stop actin like a dad before i kick you in the nuts and make you not be able to actually be a dad

sugawara, my lovely baby, whom i love so much
take care of ya hair, you got grey strands EVERYWHERE

ennoshita
ya hair look disfigured

yam, please for the love of jesushi, eat some goddamn food
ya look like a damn twig

kageyama, my king, i shallnt say a word to ya ugly ass

kinoshita, stop being a side characters

and finally
narita
take a bath please
i can smell your feet when you change ya shoes

and again
keishin
BRUSH YA TEETH
ALWAYS SMELLIN LIKE CIGS

dinotsuki:
ik your short ass aint talkin. take off your depression hoodie, touch some fuckin grass, and take a damn bath, ya smell like meat. not even the good kind. and PLEASSSEEEE do sum w ya ugly hair
i swear
i die more and more inside when i see your face

y/ning:
OH HELL NOOOO
mf thats why when you went to ya brothers game, you found out his ugly ass wasnt even on the roster. you looked up to his sorry ass
and guess what
youre just like him
dont try me bitch
ill beat your ass w a pan.

milfmilkers:
we should stop this
actually no we shouldnt

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