I walk out the door getting in my car and i drive to lydias picking her up
Lydia : hey whore bag
Tegan: hey slut put some music on
Lydia ; anything u wanna lisen to
Tegan : nah put what ever on
Lydia ; my sex playlist
Tegan: dude
Lydia : yes or no
Tegan: no
Lydia : ok by the way u got message
Tegan: probably drew hes coming with us and his friend austin
Lydia : can we a swap i be u and u be me
Tegan: i guess mean me and Austin met for a second on facetime and me and drew have only met a few times
Lydia: ok
Tegan ; by the way Austin's seen your pornos
Lydia : hes got good tatse in porn
Tegan: oh don't please
Lydia : ok
I carry on driving and i get to the beach
Lydia : which ones which
Tegan : green shorts austin black shorts drew
Lydia ; there cute
Drew ; hi
Austin : whos who I'm confused
Lydia : I'm tegan thats lydia
Austin ; I'm Austin thats drew
Tegan : hi
Lydia : where we sitting then
Austin: anywhere
Drew looks at me and i couldn't tell if he knew it was me or quiet what but i lay my towel down and i sit down
Drew : why are u and lydia pretending to be each other
Tegan ; how do u know
Drew ; I'm just magic dude they lied thats lydia this is tegan
Austin ; this is why i am hate identical twins
Lydia ; not even our own parents can tell us apart how can u tell
Drew : like i just said I'm magic
Lydia: u rewined my fun
Drew; I'm sorry
Austin: its hot today
Drew ; I'm dying
Tegan: go in the water
Drew; i will in a minute i want to sit down for a second been at the gym all morning
Austin: yh it was leg day I'm surprised we can even walk
Lydia ; ew gym
Austin ; it is ew but gotta get in shape
Lydia : u are in shape
Tegan: oh
Drew ; oh god this is going to boost his ego even high
Tegan : are they gonna flirt this whole time now
Drew ; probably
Tegan: oh well aleast we have each other to talk to while they flirt
Drew ; yh
Tegan : how was the gym
Drew : hot and painful my legs are like jelly but i will deal
Tegan : u brought the pain upon yourself
Drew ; i know what happend to being unsociable
Tegan: i had my whole day planned read and watch tik toks then lydias like invite some friends were going to the beach and I'm not taking no for an answer . And with lydias its best u just lisen
Drew ; maybe tomorrow u can be unsociable
Tegan: no shes making me stay hers tonight so we can binge watch greys anatomy and one tree hill all night and tomrrow
Drew : well thats sucks for u
Tegan: not really cause i get to see my husbands in the show
Drew: husbands
Tegan: yh I'm married to james lafferty from one tree hill and Justin Chambers from greys anatomy
Drew : fair enough
Austin: dude water
Drew : sure u guys coming
Lydia : no were talking
Tegan: are we
Lydia: yes
Austin; ok see u in a bit
They walk off
Lydia : where did u meet them so i can meet other people like them
Tegan: huh
Lydia ; there so cute
Tegan : me and drew met at a party and Austin and drew met on set
Lydia : set
Tegan: there actors
Lydia : there faces belong on our screens there cute
Tegan: you've said about 3 times now
Lydia : well they are
Tegan: ok
Lydia : u like drew u have googly eyes
Tegan : i do not have googly eyes
Lydia : yes u do and he likes u back
Tegan: no
Lydia : yes i saw the way he looks at u and hes looking at u now
I look over at him and he smiles
Tegan ; he don't
Lydia: he does if u don't fuck him i will
Tegan: go ahead
Lydia : i wouldn't u like him
Tegan: shut up i don't and I've sworn of guys cause every guy in our life has hurt us apart from mac and dad
Lydia : not every guy is going to be a bat shit crazy with us
Tegan: thats what u think now shh I'm gonna sunbathe in silence
Lydia ; fine
I lay down and i enjoy the sun for a while
Austin: lydia we have a question
Lydia ; ok
Drew : its him not me
Austin : while filming a u know whats been the weirdest position you've done
Lydia; oh easy helicopter
Austin: helicopter
Drew : what the fuck is that
Tegan: u don't know what helicopter is
Drew: no
Austin ; what is it
Me and lydia look at each other start laughing
Austin ; what
Tegan : oh my God
Drew ; please explain
Lydia ; so u knoe dogie
Austin: mmm
Lydia ; well bascally the girl is that position and the guy lays on there stomach on your back and they catch there balance once they got there balance they spin themselfs
Drew ; while in u
Lydia ; yh
Austin : what the fuck
Drew : that doesn't sound fun that just sounds like being a gymnast
Austin: thinking the same thing what the
Lydia ; it was weird and I'd never do it again
Austin : no what the hell
Drew : how is that even fun
Austin : wouldn't know
Tegan : hey mom wants to know where your going for Christmas
Lydia ; dads no way in hell am i going to moms if she wants to see us shes leaves the devils in Hawaii
Tegan : no fucking word of a lie thats what i said to her
Lydia : what did she say
Tegan: she said she would keep the boys in cheak
Lydia ; bullshit
Tegan: i know she said this the other year yet some how we all ended up in hospital
Lydia: yh no chance I'm going
Tegan : yh I'll tell mom
Lydia ; ok read this
She hands me her phone and i read theses messages between her and guy
Tegan: why can't a guy say that to me thats hot
Lydia ; hes a keeper and i am going to his so i can get treated like shit and then get fucked
Tegan ; i thought i was staying at yours
Lydia ; yh come to mine i won't be long
Tegan ; ok
Lyida : bye guys
Austin : bye
She walks off
Drew: what did the message say
Tegan ; I'm toxic but respectful I'll make your life a living hell but make sure your comfortable while having sex
Drew; u find that hot
Tegan: kinda
Austin ; thats kind of like rafe i feel like in a relationship
Drew ; ok i can see that
Tegan : rafe
Drew ; my character in the show thats not out yet
Tegan: oh ok
Drew ; you'll love me me more once u see rafe
Tegan; i don't love u
Drew ; ouch u hurt me
Tegan; no I'm sorry
Austin: give him a hug it will make up to him
I get up and i hug him
Tegan ; sorry
Drew ; i guess i can forgive u
Tegan: yay
I get up
Austin ; u going
Tegan; yes
Drew : I'll message u
Tegan: ok I'll see u
Drew: bye
I pack up my stuff and i walk to my car and i drive to lydias and she wasn't there so i just sat around on my phone
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