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CAMILLA SIGHED AS SHE STOOD NEXT TO GEORGE AND IZZIE.
They were doing another skills lab today. Because, you know, the last one ended so well.
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you..." Chief Webber paused to remove a sheet from a mannequin, "Stan." Camilla cringed as it blinked at them, "A state of the art, computerised patient simulator. Stan can educate you in airway management, trauma assessment and care. He breathes, he pulsates, he seizes, he hemorrhages, he secretes and he speaks." Webber turned towards the doll, "Hello, Stan."
"Hello, Doctor, I'm not feeling well." Stan stated,
"I'm going to have nightmares tonight." Camilla shuddered,
"Stan will tell you what he needs." Chief Webber said, "And he's more forgiving than most patients. You kill him, he'll keep coming back for more." He began walking towards the door, "Make good use of him, people."
"We're operating on robots now?" George asked Dr. Bailey,
"Can we please go back to the pigs?"
"What about people?"
"When the Chief decides which one of you gets to do the first solo surgery, you'll want to be ready." Bailey replied,
Camilla paused. That was the first they've heard of doing a solo surgery.
Everyone began questioning Bailey about it but she shut them down quickly, "I do not know what it will be. I do not know when it will be. I do know that the winner should be prepared to do any surgical procedure and will choose one intern to scrub in. So practice your skills, impress your attendings, and just do not make me look stupid." She informed them, "Grey, Stevens, you're with Hahn. Yang, Nieves, the pit. Karev and O'Malley, you're skills lab today."
"Oh, thank god." Camilla quickly left the room, Cristina following her,
"You're just excited to see Major McHottie again." Cristina smirked,
"Uh, no, I just didn't want to be in the same room as Chucky." Camilla replied,
By the time Camilla and Cristina got prepped, a new patient came in from the ambulance. Camilla and her interns claimed it and went with the paramedic towards the first available trauma room,
"Unidentified male, mid-30s, lost vitals in the field, shocked him back into sinus tach. Possible fractures in both arms, unstable pelvis."
Camilla nodded and reached under the man, "Okay, on three. One, two three." They all lifted him onto the table,
"Open right tib/fib. Rigid abdomen." The paramedic continued,
"What doesn't this guy have?" Camilla asked, grabbing the chart,
