Yo Mamma Jokes (Try Not to Laugh)

Yo Mama Jokes 2

1. Yo mama so old, that when she met Dracula, he gasped and said, "Gran-gran? What the f*uck are you doing alive?!"

2. Yo mama so black, then when she walked down the sidewalk, the street lights came on.

3. Yo mama's so white, that Colgate asked her to be in a commercial for them.

4. Yo mama so greasy, she uses Pam as hairspray.

5. Yo mama's s fat, that when she wanted a waterbed, all she did was put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.