1. Yo mama's so fat she uses a blanket as tampax.
2. Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
3. Yo mama's so fat she's related to you.
4. Yo mama's so skinny she could hoola-hoop in a Cheerio.
5. Yo mama's so old, even Harry Styles won't date her.
Ok guys, that's it for this!!!! Btw, no offense to any Harry Styles fans out there, it's just a joke, DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY!!!!! My friend is a huge fan of him, and when I told her, she just stared at me and then gave away my secret stash of candy to my little cousin. :((((( Anyway, there's going to be at least five jokes per chapter, and I'll post them up whenever I find a new one.
Toodles,
Izzy :)))
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Yo Mamma Jokes (Try Not to Laugh)
הומורJust a small book of original Yo Mamma jokes, as well as one or two that I made up all by my beautiful self. Lol, just kidding!!! But really, yeah, try not to laugh.
