THE 100 GIRLS CHAT

Sea Mechanic

Lexa : I think I found the love of my life.
Luna : ?
Lexa : Theatre.
Coffee Clarke : I didn't know you were an artistic person.
Lexa : Me neither.
Lexa : I went to a theatre initiation this morning and it was AMAZING.
Luna : I've been your friend since... life, and I can't imagine you talking on a stage with costumes and monologs.
Lexa : Well, I think it's my future.
Luna : Last week you thought cooking was your future...
Lexa : I was a terrible cook.
Luna : And you are an amazing actress?
Lexa : Are you questioning my destiny Luna?
Luna : No...
Coffee Clarke : Sounds like.
Weird girl : Hello my favourite trio! How are you today?
Lexa : I feel like new paths just popped in front of me.
Weird girl : What an amazing feeling! Luna, how are your today?
Luna : Great. And you?
Weird girl : I'm just a happy person being happy.
Coffee Clarke : What happened?
Weird girl : Nothing. Just the beauty of the beautiful life being beautiful.
Lexa : Did you take drugs?
Echo's bitch : I guess she had sex.
Weird girl : You will know, Lexa and my dear baby bottom, that I neither took drugs or had sex.
Echo's bitch : And you brag about it.
Weird girl : I know how to be humble and honest.
Coffee Clarke : I think I'll return to bed.
Weird girl : No, no, no! Stay here Coffee.
Coffee Clarke : *sigh*
Weird girl : Can someone invoke Echo? I have an announcement.
Echo's bitch : She's at a shooting.
Weird girl : Ok, then... I'm very sorry for you. And I want the pictures.
Luna : What's your announcement?
Lexa : It's mysterious.
Weird girl : Ok! Hum, hum. Luna?
Luna : Yes...
Weird girl : You are a wonderful soul in a very hot body and I think I like you more than the other gays in this chat. Would you like to go on a date with me?
Coffee Clarke : Hey, I'm bi!
Echo's bitch : Your proposal was poetic and chaotic at the same time.
Weird girl : Now I wait for the answer...
Luna : I think you just like me because others are already taken, honey.
Coffee Clarke : I'm not taken...
Echo's bitch : And you seem thirsty.
Coffee Clarke : What happened with you? Can you stop talking about sex???
Echo's bitch : Oh, sorry, I just try to annoy Raven.
Weird girl : Children, stop talking! I'm trying to have a conversation with Luna.
Lexa : You should have done that in a private chat.
Luna : Right.
Weird girl : Luna, I like you because you are very cool and I like when you are annoying me.
Luna : Argh, am I obligate to answer right now?
Weird girl : Take your time, beautiful ocean of my heart.
Echo's bitch : HAHAHAHA
Coffee Clarke : I try to not laughing right now.
Weird girl : ...
Lexa : I found a ship name.
Luna : ...
Coffee Clarke : I want to hear.
Lexa : Sea mechanic.
Coffee Clarke : What's the process behind this?
Lexa : I tried to mix their name but it's awful. So, I looked further. Raven studies mechanic and she just called Luna the ocean of her world or something. Sea mechanic.
Coffee Clarke : Ok, you're a creative person. Go do theatre.
Lexa : Thanks!

Echo's bitch changed Weird girl's name to "mechanic"
Echo's bitch changed Luna's name to "Sea"

Mechanic : Oh, I like my name!
Sea : I don't.
Sea : Lexa, I swear I'll kick ur ass!
Coffee Clarke : Ish, Luna tries to use slang...
Echo's bitch : I think she's mad.
Mechanic : I bet she's the type of person who's super cute when they are mad.
Sea : I'm not.
Lexa : I confirm.
Mechanic : So you become badass, Luna?
Sea : I'm always badass.
Mechanic : Aww
Sea : And, of course, nobody confirms this time!
Mechanic : I believe you.
Sea : Cool...
Coffee Clarke : May I compare Raven to an uncle again?
Echo's bitch : You would make me really happy.
Mechanic : Your name is absolutely beautiful, bottom. I won't change it.
Lexa : At least it's clear.
Echo's bitch : What do you want?
Lexa : Nothing...
Echo's bitch : I was talking about the bird. What do you want in exchange for changing my name?
Sea : Can I say something?
Echo's bitch : Yes.
Sea : Actually, someone else can change your name.
Echo's bitch : Then, do it.
Mechanic : No, Luna, don't do that! It's between the bottom and me.
Echo's bitch : Luna, please.
Coffee Clarke : Oof... the choice is hard...
Lexa : I feel like I'm watching a TV show.
Coffee Clarke : Want popcorn?
Lexa : Yes, please.
Coffee Clarke : 🍿