Let's start at the beginning..... The gods. Yes, the ones that started it all, with their complete reliance on demigods and self absorbed goals (me praying that I don't get struck by lightning right now).
Here are some memes and other stuff that I think capture their essence perfectly:
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🤣🤣🤣Oh... My.... Gods. This is probably the most true thing I have seen in a while.
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The best representation of Hera ever....
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To the gods: Solangelo?:
Aphrodite: *sobs* It's beautiful.
Athena: Technically the pairing is sun and death, it shouldn't go together but strangely it does.
Poseidon: It touches my soul...Angelo
Zeus: Poseidon can you just
Hades: I'm not sure about this Solace kid. He seems a bit sunny.
Apollo: How rude. Your son isn't really my vision of paradise either.
Hades: I agree. That kid needs a sandwich or two you know what I'm saying.
Nico: DAD IM NOT THAT SKINNY
Nico: ITS ALL MUSCLES
Hades: I'm sorry son but no
Nico: *flexes skinny arm*
Nico: look at that python
Hades: Good gods. I'm about to cry.
Nico: He's just jealous.
Nico: I'm perfect.
Omgs this is so inaccurate but I laughed anyway. (And yes Aphrodite it is beautiful)
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To the gods: Who are the godly parents of One Direction?:
Apollo: Well, Louis would be Hermes, Liam would be Athena, and Harry would be.... I don't know maybe Poseidon? But those three, are mortals. However, Niall is my son.
Aphrodite: And Zayn is my son. ♥♥♥♥♥♥
(Cue my die hard Directioner friend exploding bec I made her read these books and now she is obsessed and is fangirling so hard about this right now.) But seriously this is so true.....
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Percy talking to the gods:
Percy in PJO: My Lord, My Lady.
Percy in HoO: Crazy old bag lady, homicidal douchebag.
Percy in ToA: *slams door in face*
Annabeth talking to the gods:
Annabeth aged 12: You must never disrespect the gods.
Annabeth aged 18: Oh the gods? They suck. Hey Hera? F**k you.
These are the truest things in the world.
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Ok thats it for today, hope u liked it and PLEASE comment more ideas for content to add.
