*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Natasha: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Steve: ...I did. I broke it.
Natasha: No. No you didn't. Clint?
Clint: Don't look at me. Look at Tony.
Tony: What?! I didn't break it.
Clint: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Sam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Clint: Suspicious.
Tony: No, it's not!
Sam: If it matters, probably not, but Bucky was the last one to use it.
Bucky: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bucky: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sam!
Steve: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Natasha.
Natasha: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sam: Nat... Clint's been awfully quiet.
Clint: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
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Natasha, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Natasha: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Natasha:
Natasha: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Fanfictionincorrect romanogers quotes bc i still can't move on :))) *some occasional non-romanogers IQs like chaotic avengers* *NONE OF THESE QUOTES ARE MINE* credits to people in the internet :))
