Nat: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Clint: what if it bites me and it dies?!
Tony: then you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, Clint, learn to listen
Thor: what if it bites itself and I die?
Clint: that's voodoo
Steve: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Bruce: that's correlation, not causation
Tony: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Clint: that's kinky
Nat: oh my God.
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Fanfictionincorrect romanogers quotes bc i still can't move on :))) *some occasional non-romanogers IQs like chaotic avengers* *NONE OF THESE QUOTES ARE MINE* credits to people in the internet :))
