Dream SMP

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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
tommy, joking: wilbur's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
wilbur: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
wilbur: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
wilbur: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
technoblade: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
wilbur: YEAH, TECHNOBLADE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH TECHNOBLADE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
wilbur: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
tommy: *Cracking up*
wilbur: YEAH, TECHNOBLADE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
wilbur: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
technoblade:
tommy: Okaaay-
technoblade: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
tommy: Maybe fire? Fire type?
technoblade: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?wilbur: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea tommy I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
wilbur: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
technoblade: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
wilbur, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...