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TOSG #7: Puffball's Pun Hitlist

(Note: this chapter of TOSG is actually the second part to another, labelled "TOSG #6: Wake up, sleepyhead!" If you haven't already, please go read that one first, as this chapter will make a lot more sense with context.)

July 28th, 2020, 8:04 am

Balloony, Blocky, Bottle, Firey, Fries, Gelatin, II Nickel, Leafy, Lightbulb, Marker, Test Tube, Tissues, and TV are online

Balloony: what do we do about Puffball??

Fries: I've known her for long enough to know when she won't stop at something

Fries: so I'm not worrying about it

Balloony: YOURE NOT ON THE HITLIST

Fries: me and the other Foodies are preparing to go to war against Lightbulb

Test Tube: that's the spirit!

Marker: I would really appreciate some help

Balloony: are you guys really going to focus on this petty fight right now? Puffball is LITERALLY hunting objects down

Blocky: and Lightbulb is LITERALLY holding objects hostage

Lightbulb: oui oui mon ami

Tissues: this sounds like a you problem, Balloony

Balloony: oh my air pump

Balloony and Tissues are offline

TV: I have to agree with Balloony here, I believe Puffball is the more serious threat at the moment

II Nickel: TV, read the room! Nobody cares.

TV: this situation has become desperate.

TV is offline

Firey: good riddance, am I right?

Leafy: I liked TV!

Test Tube: well, now that they're gone, we can focus on the real problem: a little light who's gotten a taste of power!

Lightbulb: muahahahahahah

Bottle: I'm going in!

Gelatin: good luck!

Bottle is offline

Gelatin: she's totally going to die

Blocky: mhm

Leafy: Look on the bright side, maybe she'll survive!

Cherries is online

Cherries: nope

Cherries: just joined Blocky and Jelly boy on the easter egg pillar, and we can see EVERYTHING from up here!

Cherries: and that includes Bottle's corpse

Leafy: oh

Leafy: :(

Fries: the Foodies have arrived

Fries: point us in the direction of Lightbulb

Marker: we're at the laamehmbcjcdejx

Marker is offline

Lightbulb: sorry, I had to take away his phoney phone

Test Tube: it's useless, I already know where you are